Tom Loves to Cruise!
Though the tabloids would have you believe Tom Cruise—with his endless stream of failed on-set romances, fraught relatio…
What Is Ciara So Happy About, and Can She Share it With the Rest of Us?
On Tuesday, Ciara posted a video of herself joyfully singing Diana Ross’s classic 1980 hit “I’m Coming Out,” which some…
This Drunk Nail Art Tutorial Is the Very Best Nail Art Tutorial Ever Created
If you know this woman please put her in a shipping container and send her to our offices post haste. She’s hired.
Who Cares How Much Sex You're (Not) Having?
Of all the suggested lifestyle scripts, none may carry as much internal strife as the one advising the right amount of…
No One Knows Joy Like This Man Yelling Underwater About Sea Lions
The BBC’s Steve Backshall infiltrated a pod of sea lions in Monterey Bay for Big Blue Live, introducing viewers to the…
How to Start Your Day Like a Do Something Bitch
It’s early morning and you’ve already hit the snooze button twice on your phone. Finally, you not-so-gracefully wipe…
High on Wonder: People Who Experience More Awe Are Nicer, Better People
Since awesome just means cool nowadays and not awe-inspiring, then real awe may be a bit like porn at this point—hard…
We Are Hardwired to Screw Ourselves Over Until the Day We Die
Think of yourself on your worst behavior: did you construct an elaborate narrative to justify it? Probably. But that…
The Key to Greater Work Happiness Is Taking and Giving Less Shit
The hardest part about any office job is probably not the job — it's the people, AKA dealing with other personalities…
Guess Where America's Most Sanctimonious People Live
Guess which states are the most inclined to rigid socially enforced morality. Just guess. You'll probably get it right,…
Having a Second Baby Makes Moms Unhappier than Dads
I haven't had any babies of my own, but everyone tells me that having two is exponentially harder than having one.…
Happiness in Children Drops After 11, Girls Hit Harder
A survey of nearly 7,000 children between the ages of 11-16 in the UK has found that after the age of 11, the happiness…
Shopping Makes You Happy. It's Science.
Look, we all know that there are some inherent evils in materialism and consumerism. And when it comes to women,…
Viagra May Give Men Boners, But It Won’t Give Them Happiness
In today's most breaking/shocking/sensational news, it turns out men who have been taking Viagra have not seen a…
Poll Finds that Women Are Happiest at Size 12 (Because Cheese Probably)
Conventional wisdom suggests that, when it comes to female happiness, thinner is always, always, always better—that…
Not Even the Dalai Lama Can Resist the Charm of a Beautiful Woman
Once again the 14th Dalai Lama, Tenzin Gyatso, has graced American soil and broadcast television with his message of…
Things That Won't Complete You
"You complete me" is not just a memorable quote from high-stakes sports rommy commy Jerry Maguire — it's a popular…
Selfish Jerks Are Genetically Predisposed to Cancer, Heart Disease
Happiness has long been linked to healthiness, but according to a new study, our genes can tell the difference between…
You're Gonna Get Sadder Until You're 50, and Then You're Gonna Get Happy
The Golden Girls didn't lie to us — getting older rules. (It's especially amazing if you have a…
New Social Network Only Allows Happy Posts About Yoga and Lattes
I think we can all agree that the internet is a rank cesspool of bitterness and poison and no one should ever, ever…