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It’s been well established that the best Bachelor beef happens off-screen. With the cameras absent, thoughtless…
May 17
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How it is that in the Year of Our Lord 2020 we’re still writing these ledes, I do not know, but here it is: Bachelore…
Apr 2
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As I’ve been saying for weeks now, it must be very, very hard to live in a sprawling Los Angeles mansion during…
Mar 30
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Remember Drake? It’s been quite some time since you or I or anyone really thought about him, save that perpetual…
Mar 23
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Were certain revelations just made in an extremely manufactured feud between two of the most famous celebrities on…
Mar 18
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It seems like mostly everyone is trapped inside. As more grocery stores and restaurants receive orders to halve…
Mar 18
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If QAnon conspiracies cross your Twitter feed, it is often best to close your phone completely, or throw it out the…
Feb 15
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Welcome to Jezebel Inquires, a very serious tabloid about very serious things.
Jan 7
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On Monday, The Bachelor aired its three-hour Season 24 premiere starring pilot Peter Weber, a man only known for…
Nov 26
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Pilot Peter Weber lost Hannah Brown’s season of The Bachelorette. He is also not Mike Johnson and therefore does not…
Aug 31 2019
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Pete Davidson is doing the only thing left for a 25-year-old man who was engaged to Ariana Grande before rebounding…
Aug 21 2019
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On Wednesday morning, Good Morning America announced the celebrity cast for Season 28 of Dancing with the Stars.
Aug 15 2019
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This season of Bachelor in Paradise has had no shortage of drama, much of which isn’t on camera. Blake Horstmann…
Aug 5 2019
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Tyler Cameron and Gigi Hadid are “definitely interested” in each other after meeting on Instagram and hanging out…
Aug 3 2019
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This season of The Bachelorette focused far too much on Hannah Brown forgiving deranged golden retriever Luke over…
Jul 31 2019
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On Monday night, Season 15's Bachelorette Hannah Brown bid farewell to the very hot pilot Peter, with whom she had…
Jul 30 2019
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The Bachelorette Season 15 has reached its natural conclusion in Greece. Not long after Luke P. showed up to…
May 14 2019
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The Bachelorette’s new season premiered Monday night, and it was mostly uneventful, save for two major updates:…
May 14 2019
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Prepare to see even less than a sliver of his right eyelid and nose bridge, because the royal baby is going private. …