Hailey Baldwin is now Hailey Bieber in the eyes of God and Instagram, the two most powerful forces in the universe.

Do not ask Justin Bieber when he’s returning to the studio to drop another album. He doesn’t know. Bieber and Hailey Baldwin got secret-married in September and marriage has been going super-well for them, but as People has been reporting for a few weeks, marriage has led him to ask big questions about what to do next…

Justin Bieber, who is 24 and not a person who eats his burritos sideways, is dogged by the feeling that “something is missing” from his young life, some inexplicable absence which prevents him from experiencing full happiness. Bieber, who wed 21-year-old Hailey Baldwin (without a prenuptial agreement) back in…

Alec Baldwin, famous for both his spot-on impersonations of imperious, spoiled millionaires and yelling voicemail insults at little girls, has been arrested for punching someone over a parking spot.

I asked my roommate for thoughts on the news that Hailey Baldwin is trademarking her post-marital name “Hailey Bieber,” and he said “I don’t even know who that is.” I told him she’s marrying Justin Bieber and is one of the bad Baldwin’s daughters, and he said “I don’t even know who that is.” And then we changed the…

Following her split with Pete Davidson, which is said to have occurred sometime over the weekend, Ariana Grande wasted no time returning the three-carat engagement ring he gave her in May, valued at an estimated $93,000. Grande, who is currently 25, is said to have made the decision to end the engagement due to her…

I honestly can’t even read this entire account of Hailey Baldwin having to support Justin Bieber as he navigates his feelings about Selena Gomez’s emotional breakdown without feeling personally exhausted. Are you looking forward to spending the rest of your life with this, Hailey? Great!

Brace yourself, sit down, hold onto your butt, call a friend, pee, do whatever you need to do to prepare yourself for some earth-shattering news: TMZ reports that, unbeknownst to the world, Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin have been joined in holy matrimony in the eyes of God and also the US government since last…

Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin, who are not yet married (I think???) but will be soon (maybe?????) with a prenup (pls god????????) are currently in Italy having a Hot and Sexy time. Presumably the Sexy time involves no actual sex, but there is a lot of kissing!

A strong marriage between two famous people is built on many things, including but not limited to “love,” love, publicity, and whether or not they photograph well together. What it is also built on is a prenup. Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin are taking care of that shit!

I need your help with a mystery.

TMZ reckons that Justin Bieber and fiance Hailey Baldwin will wed as early as next week, “most likely out of the country — in a super small ceremony.” Get the idea of an island wedding getaway out of your heads, folks: By “out of the country” TMZ means Bieber’s motherland of Canada.

Post Malone, a man whose stage name rhymes with Moist Trombone, is really happy for his friend Justin Bieber’s engagement to Hailey Baldwin and eager to be included in their wedding. So eager, in fact, that the rapper told TMZ he would love to perform on their special day, and that “fuck yeah” he would do it for free.

NOTE: Before all you Hailey Baldwin stans (or people who happen to know what Hailey Baldwin looks like) say anything: yes, I know the woman in the photo above is not the famed daughter of Stephen Baldwin. I had to use this photo of Justin Bieber and a model named Laura Stone because our Getty Images subscription…

Justin Bieber has confirmed that he’s officially engaged to be MARRIED to Hailey Baldwin (~he’s off the market, ladies~), and yes, we know a lot about him—way too much. But who is she not?

Just weeks after the explosive public make-out in Domino Park, Brooklyn, NY, TMZ’s eyewitnesses report that cool kids on permanent senioritis Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin are engaged. Her dad Stephen Baldwin confirmed the news in a congratulatory tweet. Because I am a liberal pervert slut who lives for Monday…

Lest there was any confusion, Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin are definitely doin’ it. We know they’re doin’ it because they had a great weekend publicly making out, at least until Bieber’s car stopped working, but more on that in a minute.

Showing up to the Met Gala with another person whom you could plausibly be boning is the surest way to set the gossip rags aflame. (Requisite Grimes/Elon Musk link here. I have a problem!) But in a new interview with The Times UK, Hailey Baldwin revealed that she and Shawn Mendes, despite walking the red carpet…

Box wine. That’s all I’m going to say, guys. Lots and lots of box wine.

Here’s a satisfying story from the frequently nasty and dark category of Unauthorized Celebrity Nude Photo Posts: Emma Watson and her presumably expensive legal team were able to get a website (Celeb Jihad) to remove photos of the actress in a “sheer top” that exposed her “breasts and nipples” before—as far as I can…