Hailey Bieber Is Soon to Be Wed, Trademarked

I asked my roommate for thoughts on the news that Hailey Baldwin is trademarking her post-marital name “Hailey Bieber,” and he said “I don’t even know who that is.” I told him she’s marrying Justin Bieber and is one of the bad Baldwin’s daughters, and he said “I don’t even know who that is.” And then we changed the…

Justin Bieber Reportedly Dropped Half a Million Dollars on Hailey Baldwin’s Engagement Ring

NOTE: Before all you Hailey Baldwin stans (or people who happen to know what Hailey Baldwin looks like) say anything: yes, I know the woman in the photo above is not the famed daughter of Stephen Baldwin. I had to use this photo of Justin Bieber and a model named Laura Stone because our Getty Images subscription…

Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin Are Engaged, But I'm Still Holding a Torch for HadWeGoBiebWin 

Just weeks after the explosive public make-out in Domino Park, Brooklyn, NY, TMZ’s eyewitnesses report that cool kids on permanent senioritis Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin are engaged. Her dad Stephen Baldwin confirmed the news in a congratulatory tweet. Because I am a liberal pervert slut who lives for Monday…

Emma Watson's Lawyers Successfully Got a Website to Delete 'Private Photos' of Her

Here’s a satisfying story from the frequently nasty and dark category of Unauthorized Celebrity Nude Photo Posts: Emma Watson and her presumably expensive legal team were able to get a website (Celeb Jihad) to remove photos of the actress in a “sheer top” that exposed her “breasts and nipples” before—as far as I can…

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