The Biebers Are Planning a Wedding
Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin are already married, a fact I had to triple-check because there was so much…
Inside Justin Bieber's Successful Pivot to the Hotel Slipper Industry
Justin Bieber was always meant to sell hotel slippers—of this, I am certain. And so it is with little surprise that I…
Congratulations to the Biebers, Now Blessed With a Dogson
There comes a time in many a young couple’s life in which they must decide whether they’re ready to raise new life. It…
Justin Bieber Loves to Be Left Alone With His Wife in Canada
Justin Bieber has returned home to his birthplace of Canada to indulge in one of life’s greatest pleasures: being along…
It's 'Hailey Bieber' Now
Hailey Baldwin is now Hailey Bieber in the eyes of God and Instagram, the two most powerful forces in the universe.
Justin Bieber Is Too Much in Love to Make New Music
Do not ask Justin Bieber when he’s returning to the studio to drop another album. He doesn’t know. Bieber and Hailey…
What's Going On With Justin Bieber?
Justin Bieber, who is 24 and not a person who eats his burritos sideways, is dogged by the feeling that “something is…
Man Famous for Acting Like Donald Trump Behaves Predictably
Alec Baldwin, famous for both his spot-on impersonations of imperious, spoiled millionaires and yelling voicemail…
Hailey Bieber Is Soon to Be Wed, Trademarked
I asked my roommate for thoughts on the news that Hailey Baldwin is trademarking her post-marital name “Hailey Bieber,”…
Ariana Returns Pete Davidson's $93k Engagement Ring
Following her split with Pete Davidson, which is said to have occurred sometime over the weekend, Ariana Grande wasted…
Welcome to Marriage, Hailey!
I honestly can’t even read this entire account of Hailey Baldwin having to support Justin Bieber as he navigates his…
The Sacred Union of Bieber and Baldwin Is Legally Sealed
Brace yourself, sit down, hold onto your butt, call a friend, pee, do whatever you need to do to prepare yourself for…
Thank God Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin are Getting a Prenup
A strong marriage between two famous people is built on many things, including but not limited to “love,” love,…
The Holy Union of Bieber and Baldwin Is Imminent
TMZ reckons that Justin Bieber and fiance Hailey Baldwin will wed as early as next week, “most likely out of the…
We Will Pay Post Malone $37.18 to Not Perform at Justin Bieber's Wedding
Post Malone, a man whose stage name rhymes with Moist Trombone, is really happy for his friend Justin Bieber’s engagemen…
Justin Bieber Reportedly Dropped Half a Million Dollars on Hailey Baldwin’s Engagement Ring
NOTE: Before all you Hailey Baldwin stans (or people who happen to know what Hailey Baldwin looks like) say anything:…
Who Hailey Baldwin Is Not
Justin Bieber has confirmed that he’s officially engaged to be MARRIED to Hailey Baldwin (~he’s off the market,…
Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin Are Engaged, But I'm Still Holding a Torch for HadWeGoBiebWin
Just weeks after the explosive public make-out in Domino Park, Brooklyn, NY, TMZ’s eyewitnesses report that cool kids…