Just a few days ago, it was reported that Disney had been struggling to cast an Aladdin for its live-action musical, but they’ve found him, so please stop sending (me) your auditions.

Guy Ritchie's Live-Action Aladdin Can't Find Its Aladdin

Clover Hope

7/11/17 11:40am

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Guy Ritchie’s live-action Aladdin musical is reportedly having trouble finding actors for key roles. Have they considered just not doing the movie?

Maybe Stop Making King Arthur Movies For a Little While

Kelly Faircloth

5/15/17 12:40pm

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Guy Ritchie’s King Arthur: Snatch (a Sword from a Stone) flopped this weekend. It appears that “Knights of the Round Table, but lads” is not a pitch that sells tickets.

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Madonna and Guy Ritchie Have Settled Their Custody Battle

Megan Reynolds

9/07/16 8:00pm

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Madonna and her ex-husband Guy Ritchie have finally settled their custody battle over their son, Rocco and now everyone in the family is happy and can put this behind them in peace.

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New York Judge to Madonna and Guy Ritchie: Get Over Yourselves and Do What’s Best for Rocco

Bobby Finger

3/02/16 8:00pm

It’s been about two months since 15-year-old Rocco Ritchie ran away from Madonna (sort of) to move in with his father, Guy Ritchie, in London, and their custody battle appears to be nearing its end. TMZ reports the two parents “called into a New York custody hearing Wednesday afternoon” and that a judge gave them the…

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Madonna Calls Ex-Husband Guy Ritchie a 'Cunt' During Concert

Madeleine Davies

1/21/16 8:00pm

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During a concert in Nashville on Monday, Madonna declined a marriage proposal from an audience member, saying, “I’m looking for a husband, not a cunt. I already married a cunt” in reference to her ex husband and the father of her son, director Guy Ritchie.

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Guy Ritchie Reportedly Thinks Madonna’s Parenting Style Is Killing Their Son's Confidence

Bobby Finger

1/15/16 9:40am

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The saga of Rocco Ritchie has not yet ended, and it might have something to do with the clashing parenting styles of Guy Ritchie and his ex-wife Madonna.

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Madonna Sources Say Guy Ritchie Is Turning Son Rocco Against Her

Madeleine Davies

12/28/15 8:00pm

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While Rocco Ritchie—the 15-year-old son of Madonna and Guy Ritchie—returned to New York to spend Christmas with his mother despite his earlier protestations, Madge’s family drama is far from over.

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Madonna's Son Is Being Legally Forced to Spend Christmas with Her in New York

Madeleine Davies

12/23/15 8:00pm

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A judge has demanded that Madonna’s son Rocco return to the United States after the 15-year-old refused to leave London, the city where he hopes to spend Christmas (and ultimately reside) with his father, director Guy Ritchie.

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It's Thursday So Lindsay Lohan Got Arrested Again

Anna Breslaw

11/29/12 9:00am

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Last night Lindsay Lohan went to a Justin Bieber concert. A few hours later, at around 4 AM, she was arrested for punching a woman in the face in a New York club following brief verbal altercation (LiLo said something to the effect of "Give me my space" before clocking the girl). She and friends attempted to flee the…

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Madonna Blames Thanks Ex-Husbands For Film Career

Dodai Stewart

9/02/11 9:00am

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Madonna's new film about Wallis Simpson and King Edward, W.E., is in the Venice Film Festival, and her Madgesty says she has her ex-husbands to thank. "I am and was attracted to very creative people which is why I married Sean Penn and Guy Ritchie, two very talented directors," she told reporters after a screening.…

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Charlie Sheen Completes Human-To-Meme Transformation In Record Time

Erin Gloria Ryan

3/06/11 10:30am

SNL opened with a skit of the man acting unhinged. Charlie Sheen broadcast himself acting unhinged. Everyone's Tweeting jokes about WINNING and tiger blood and being on a drug called Charlie Sheen. The actor separates from and then reunites with a woman he refers to as one of "the goddesses" within like five seconds.…

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The Adventures of Lindsay, Part 473: Trouble (?), Riches, and Reconciliations

Lauri Apple

1/08/11 10:30am

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Comeback kid (?) Lindsay Lohan has already gone back to her complicated lifestyle of dramarama mixed with rich-people acquisitions. We could talk about her for hours—she just never stops! All that Red Bull, maybe. Here we go.

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Oksana's Secret Texts To Mel Reveal Exciting Extortion Subplot

Katy Kelleher

7/22/10 9:00am

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Mel Gibson may have been the target of an extortion scandal by ex Oksana Grigorieva — and supposedly there is a text that proves it.

Richie Sambora's Clothing Line As Tacky As Expected; Sketch Of Madonna's Juniors Collection Released

Jenna Sauers

6/23/10 11:40am

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Richie Sambora's latest collection for his line White Trash Beautiful, includes this snake-print "zip-crotch leotard," perfect for lounging. [Vogue UK]

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Mariah Prank Calls Nick; The Cast Of Jersey Shore May Return

Dodai Stewart

1/27/10 9:00am

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Mariah Carey called Nick Cannon's radio show and pretended to be a woman who loves watching porn.

Conan & NBC Fight For Custody Of Triumph; Katie Calls Suri "Magical"

Margaret Hartmann

1/18/10 6:30pm

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Conan O'Brien and NBC are still negotiating the terms of Conan's exit from The Tonight Show. One of major points of contention: Who gets custody of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Pimpbot 5000, and the Masturbating Bear.