Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino was on the Today show this morning, and Al Roker asked him about the subtitle of his book, Here's The Situation, which includes the words "a guide to creeping on chicks" and "avoiding grenades."
We got our hands on a copy of Here's the Situation—hitting bookstores on November 2—a quarter-inch thick paperback featuring the Jersey Shore star's wisdom. Here, we randomly grab five paragraphs from its 133 pages.
While watching this season of Jersey Shore, in which the male roommates have been particularly cruel about women's weight, I'm left wondering what Snooki thinks about all this. Especially since she once famously said, "That's a fuckin' sensitive subject."