Huh: Netflix wants to make an animated TV show out of Dr. Seuss’s famous Green Eggs and Ham. Somehow, they’re gonna stretch it to thirteen episodes. And that’s just season one. Also, Netflix produced a rhyming press release, Lord help us all.

Fuck Your House, Fuck Your Mouse, I'm Sam I Am!

Sadie Stein

3/02/10 4:00pm

There are many things to say about Dr. Seuss on this, his 106th birthday (which is, apparently, a milestone.) That he was a literacy hero. That he was a misogynist. That it's high time he had his own ironic rap:

Dr. Seuss's Green Eggs and Ham Will Be a Netflix TV Show

Fuck Your House, Fuck Your Mouse, I'm Sam I Am!

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