Trump Might Cancel U.K. Visit Because the British Have Hurt His Fee-Fees

Donald Trump’s visit to the United Kingdom has been a contentious topic for months now. Most recently, London mayor Sadiq Khan has called for the trip’s cancellation due to Trump’s boorish response to the city’s recent terrorist attack. Now our kindergartner-in-chief says he isn’t going to the U.K. if its people are…

Dingy Painting Crammed Into a Corner at a Grand Scottish Home May Be a ÂŁ20M Raphael Madonna

Art historians say a discolored painting previously thought to be the work of “a minor hand” crammed practically into the rafters of a stately home in Scotland might be a Madonna by Raphael. But then who among us hasn’t misplaced something valuable in the chaos of our apartments? I’ve lost so many earrings.

Very British Heckler Politely Pursues Boris Johnson Down the Street, Calls Him 'Absolute Rubbish' 

Former London Mayor and human haystack blown askew by heavy winds Boris Johnson faked everybody out real good this week. He campaigned fiercely for the historically bad idea known as Brexit and then, when it was achieved, abruptly announced that he didn’t want to run the country and figure out how to implement it…

British Pol Says Brexit Triumphed 'Without a Single Bullet Being Fired,' 1 Week After Jo Cox Was Killed

In a razor-tight vote, Great Britain has voted to leave the European Union, which was a really, disastrously bad idea. Nigel Farage, the leader of the UK’s Independence Party, celebrated the vote by saying Brexit was achieved “without a single bullet being fired.” He apparently forgot that one week ago, MP Jo Cox was …

Member of Parliament Jo Cox Fatally Shot, Stabbed After Weekly Meeting With Her Constituents [Updated]

Jo Cox, a 41-year-old member of Parliament, has reportedly died after being shot and stabbed in public Thursday morning by a man who reportedly shouted “Britain first” as he attacked her. Cox has publicly supported remaining in the European Union during Brexit, the ongoing debate over whether Great Britain should…