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Ombré, Sequins, and Some Ombré Sequins for the First Two Days of Figure Skating at the Olympics!!

The XXII Winter Olympic Games—aka Pyeongchang 2018, aka Winter Sports are DOPE AS HELL—started off with a bang on Friday with a spectacular Opening Ceremony that featured drones, small children going on an epic journey, and a giant spring that looked like a penis that lit the torch. Great! Fun! There has been skiing,…

Millennial Pink's Not Dead On the SAG Awards Red Carpet

Those of you who haven’t had The Orb’s “Little Fluffy Clouds” stuck in your head since 1991 might want to revisit it, because it’s apparently become a fashion cue: roughly one-half of the actresses walking Sunday night’s SAG Awards red carpet were dressed like millennial pink cumulous clusters, all dreamy and fluffy…

Mahogany Excellence, Sheer Shit, and... Some Weird Choices on the American Music Awards Red Carpet

The American Music Awards paid tribute to Diana Ross with a lifetime achievement award last night, and in true form, Ms. Ross showed up with her whole damn fam looking like a goddess and a queen. No one rocks a feather headpiece like she does. The gothy mermaid gown was belted, and everything. She had a length of…

Everyone Dressed WAY Too Casual For the Game of Thrones Premiere Red Carpet

What the frick is this. Wednesday night, the seventh season of Game of Thrones premiered in Los Angeles, and all the stars—including those who work on GoT—were dressed like this isn’t something the rest of the world has been waiting for, like, more than a year? And that “Winter” is actually fricken “here”? This is an…

There Were Way Too Many Half-Assed Outfits on This Red Carpet for an Event Honoring Cher

During Sunday night’s Billboard Music Awards, Cher was honored with an Icon Award, a more than deserving achievement for her decades of influential music. But part of what makes an icon in pop music is persona, and her groundbreaking fashion has inarguably helped shape her place in the canon... which is so much more…

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Searching for Old Hollywood Glamour on the Cannes Opening Gala Red Carpet

Where the Met Gala is supposedly America’s most important red carpet, you could argue that Cannes’s is the world’s. The stakes might be higher, though, because of sheer longevity, and it always shows in the fashion choices; every year it’s clear that at least a handful of actors, established and emerging, are trying…

Jennifer Lopez Is 47, and Other Miracles From the Latin Billboard Awards Red Carpet

At this point it’s probably overdone to get slack-jawed when visualizing Jennifer Lopez’s actual number of years on this earth compared to the fountain of youth emanating from her visage, but this may be an exception: Thursday night at the Latin Billboard Awards, Lopez went as an in-process crocheted performance art…

All the Best, Worst and Boringest Outfits On the Red Carpet Death Match That Is the Oscars

It’s the moment you’ve been waiting a whole year for, the Battle Royale-slash-Hunger Games of red carpets: the 89th Academy Awards. Who will live? Who will die? Who will revolt against the whole system in an attempt to save humanity from a genocidal caste system? Who will be this girl? Everyone and no one! Let the…