All the Looks on the Billboard Music Awards Red Carpet, Starring Queen Mother Janet Jackson

I’m going to be honest: I had to turn off the Billboard Music Awards a few moments in, unofficially because Westworld was starting, officially because I could not deal with Kelly Clarkson as host. That doesn’t mean I didn’t flip to the ultimate queen and my birthday twin Janet Jackson when she performed; it does mean…

Ombré, Sequins, and Some Ombré Sequins for the First Two Days of Figure Skating at the Olympics!!

The XXII Winter Olympic Games—aka Pyeongchang 2018, aka Winter Sports are DOPE AS HELL—started off with a bang on Friday with a spectacular Opening Ceremony that featured drones, small children going on an epic journey, and a giant spring that looked like a penis that lit the torch. Great! Fun! There has been skiing,…