On Saturday, while the people stormed the gates of his golf resort in war-torn Bedminster, New Jersey, under cover of his fortified hair helmet, Donald Trump tweeted some encouragement to ICE. Even under the most trying of circumstances, don’t lose hope!
On today’s episode of America, Season 2018, we have the following Associated Press headline out of Pennsylvania: “Golf club apologizes for calling cops on black women members.” Oh?
Why spend the day working when you can hit the links and feel the soft Floridian breeze against your liver-spotted scalp?
I do love living inside the world’s shittiest Pink Panther remake.
Donald Trump retweeted a video of himself whacking Hillary Clinton in the back of the head with a golf ball.
It’s like raaaaiiiiiiin, on your golf vacay.
On Saturday, Politico released audio it obtained of President Trump romancing rich golf people at at his club in Bedminster, New Jersey this past November. The kicker comes when Trump tries enticing his audience with the chance to observe his cabinet member selection process. Here are the highlights of that hard sell,…
Asked the remarkably stupid question of whether she’ll be able to balance a White House job with being a mother to her four children, Kellyanne Conway replied with an even more remarkable answer.
Donald Trump may be avoiding his responsibilities as the president-elect, but he’s happily continuing with his role in producing reality television, and Kellyanne Conway has no problem with that.
Larger than life golfer Arnold Palmer died on Sunday, September 25, at age 87.
These are dark days for the sport of golf. Both the number of people playing the game and sales of golf-related merchandise are in freefall, while courses everywhere, even in golf-loving and retiree-packed Florida, are closing at record rates. Tiger Woods, the face of EA’s golf video game for 15 years, has fallen from…
The best way to succeed in both business and politics is a little light blackmail, as Donald Trump, an unkempt troll doll found floating facedown in a tub of rancid Beluga caviar, would tell you. Which is why the Trump Organization is threatening to pull one jillion dollars (their figure, roughly) of investments out…
Donald Trump is still breathing, so of course he is engaged in yet another petty argument that only bolsters the case that he’s an animatronic buffoon in an expensive suit and oversized veneers.
Speaker of the House John Boehner (R) participated in a jaunty interview segment on Golf TV, for some reason, and although the full tête-à-tête doesn’t air until August 3rd, the 30-second preview is an illuminating glimpse into the life of a Republican politician.
Donald Trump’s year continues to implode, beautifully: both ESPN and the Professional Golfers’ Association of America have decided not to hold their tournaments on Trump-owned golf courses. Is there a more elderly and blindingly white community than golf, one that might still support Trump? No? That’s the oldest,…
The Donald, seriously miffed after Univision ended its relationship with Miss Universe in response to his ugly bleats about Mexican immigrants, decided to let Univision CEO and president Randy Falco know just who he’s messing with.
An elderly British golf commentator is pretty sure that golf — the game of choice for world leaders wishing to bore their political foes to death — is being ruined by women and their peevish insistence on the “equality thing.” Peter Alliss told a magazine that admitting women to golf clubs has “caused mayhem” and…
While their countrymen were deciding whether to remain part of the United Kingdom, the members of Scotland's Royal and Ancient Golf Club were deliberating on something else: whether to admit ladies to the hallowed halls of their literal old boys' club.
3-year-old Tommy Morrisey has only one tip for anyone trying to play the greatest game on earth: "Grip it and rip it." And you have to do it with one hand, because that's how Tommy does it, and he's killing it at the sport.
11-year-old golf prodigy Lucy Li has made history by becoming the youngest person to ever qualify for the U.S. Women's Open. Get it, babygirl!
