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In what sounds like a real-life casting-couch porno opener, Emmy Rossum tells the Hollywood Reporter that a director asked her to audition for a role simply by wearing a bikini. In an actress roundtable, she says:

Of the two pages of borderline incomprehensible scribbles I jotted down during a decidedly uncrowded showing of Snatched last night, the one that I was most drawn to when revisiting them this morning was, “She keeps saying ECUADOR?!” (The “she” in that case refers to both of the films stars, Amy Schumer and the great…

Manhattan’s Quad Cinema (a theater that holds a special place in my heart, as I went there my first night as a New York City resident) has recently undergone a much-publicized renovation during which every little thing—including its notoriously uncomfortable seats—has been upgraded for the enjoyment of the modern…

Let’s revisit some of the many ways love has been described by wordsmiths over the years: Love is a many splendored thing. To love another person is to see the face of God. Love is patient. Love is kind. Love is blindness. Love is an open door. Love is all around. Love is a smoke and is made with the fume of sighs.…

We often blog sillier, less exciting celebrity news than usual on Friday because it’s not typically a great day for hot goss. But today’s silliest celebrity news is also its best, and would fit in wonderfully on any day of this week. This is Wednesday-level, actually—a 10 out of 10—and it just so happens to be about…

One of the biggest problems with the trailer for Snatched, the upcoming comedy starring Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn (whose last movie was 2002's The Banger Sisters) as a mother and daughter who get “snatched” while on vacation in South America, is that it doesn’t explain why they were snatched.

Twenty years ago today, Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler, and Diane Keaton first dropped into theaters on their malfunctioning window washer cart in order to seek revenge on their two-timing ex-husbands, the patriarchy, and Sarah Jessica Parker.

Goldie Hawn is making her first movie in 15 years. It’s with Amy Schumer, who is nothing if not persistent.

In today’s Tweet Beat, Bob Saget is feeling insecure, Goldie Hawn moves with a very young circle and Gabby Sidibe wants to know your dreams.

Despite the fact that it is ultimately about a man’s dream being destroyed, this story absolutely delights me. Do you remember a few months ago when it was rumored that Bradley Cooper was desperate to cast Beyoncé Knowles in his directorial debut: a remake of the remake of the remake of A Star Is Born? (It’s OK if you…

I’m going to keep this brief because I don’t need a spike in my blood pressure early in the day, but TV Land order a pilot for an adaptation of First Wives Club—one of the most delightful and re-watchable of all 90s comedies—into a series with a new cast (why bother if Goldie, Bette, and Diane aren’t involved), a new…

The Internet has found its highest, best purpose: to serve as a repository of throwback clips from The Oprah Winfrey Show. For instance, this 1987 exchange with Goldie Hawn, in which the actress talks about getting a Ouija message that predicted the arrival of her next child.

Hailey Baldwin, who is Alec Baldwin’s niece, not daughter, I’m so relieved I finally clarified that for myself, spent New Year’s Eve in the arms of one Justin Drew Bieber.

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On the tails of the likely dreadful Adam Sandler blah-fest, Netflix has announced they’ll be releasing the amazingly-titled comedy Divanation, which will reunite First Wives’ Club stars Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler, and Diane Keaton. Sing it with me: YOU DON’T OWN ME DA DA DA DAAAAA.

On Father’s Day, Oliver Hudson shared an Instagram photo of himself, his sister Kate Hudson, and his biological father Bill Hudson. “Happy Abandonment Day,” Oliver captioned the photograph, he later shared a photograph of himself with his stepfather Kurt Russell, thanking Russell (“Pa”). Kate also shared a photo of…

In an interview with Porter, Goldie Hawn talked about getting older, staying happy, and her marriage-free romance with Kurt Russell. The 69-year-old actress (who has not been in a movie since 2002’s The Banger Sisters) said aging is merely a “fact of life” and that the “key to happiness is all about perspective.”