All Aboard the Golden Girls-Themed Cruise, Destination Bone Zone
A Golden Girls-themed cruise is launching in 2020, and oh my god, I bet it will get raunchy.
A Golden Girls-Themed Version of Clue Is Being Released, and I'm Taking the Bait
I’m nothing if not predictable. After seeing a tweet that contained an image of what appeared to be a Golden Girls-theme…
Happy 94th Birthday to the Incomparable Betty White
If you’re looking for a reason to binge on The Golden Girls, then your search is over. Throw yourself a party in honor…
Saturday Night Social: Add These Golden Girls Panties to Your Wishlist
The one thing you’ve never known you’ve always wanted actually exists, and is readily available on Etsy. Golden Girls-th…
The Golden Girls Had Sex With So Many Golden Boys
The Golden Girls were three widows and one divorcée who shared a home in Miami, Florida from 1985 until 1992, when the…
Five-Year-Old Obit for Golden Girl Rue McClanahan Goes Viral Yet AgainÂ
Well, it’s time for another round of social-media mourning for Rue McClanahan, despite the fact that the Golden Girls ca…
​Orange Is The New Black Set to the Golden Girls Theme Is Perfect
Okay, listen Regina Spektor, vocal artist behind the theme song for hit Netflix show Orange is the New Black. I like…
More Retirees Are Opting to Live Like Golden Girls
Say you're getting older and rattling around a big house by yourself has lost its appeal, but you'd rather gnaw off…
That Time the Golden Girls Cast Performed Live for Queen Elizabeth
It turns out that Queen Elizabeth II was a huge Golden Girls fan, and back in 1988 the cast gave a command performance…
Golden Girls Legos Are the Best Presents That Don't Exist (Yet)
Think of all the hilarious scenarios you could create with a Lego version of The Golden Girls kitchen. You could even…
There's an Awesome 'Golden Girls' Dollhouse for Sale
Thank you for being a friend, Etsy. A seller on the online marketplace has created a scale model of 6151 Richmond…
The Golden Girls' Sophia Petrillo Perfectly Explains Marriage Equality
As if we needed yet another reason to want life to be more like The Golden Girls.
Sophia Petrillo (and President Obama) Warn Northeast: There's a Storm a Comin'
And you should always but always listen to Sophia Petrillo.
This Is What a Comic Book's Brain Looks Like on Golden Girls
In honor of the annual summer glut of superhero movies, take a moment to watch what is probably Hollywood's grand,…
President Obama Demands to See Betty White's Birth Certificate in the Most Adorable Way Possible
Today is Betty White's 90th birthday, and NBC aired "A Tribute to America's Golden Girl" last night in her honor. As…
Betty White's Life, By The Numbers
America loves Betty White — and this chart clearly explains how and when your love affair began with the actress along…
Are Friends The New Husbands?
We recently learned that women are outliving not only their husbands, but their bank accounts as well. As you climb the…
Man Responsible For Golden Girls Theme Passes Away
Andrew Gold, whose work includes "Thank You For Being A Friend," "Lonely Boy," and 70s singles "Do Wah Diddy" and…
Bea Arthur's Secret Past As A Truck-Driving Marine
In 1943, when she was 21 and known as Bernice Frankel, Bea Arthur enlisted in the military. Recently unearthed…
Jane Fonda Rebrands, Becomes Voice Of Aging
After a triumphal return to the workout video universe, Fonda is clearly embracing her brand as Older Woman.