Seeing a Twin Goat Birth Is the Best Possible Outcome to Goat Yoga
Congrats to Tassi, a hardworking goat who was participating in a session of goat yoga when she went into labor and birthed two babies in front of delighted patrons.
Would Your Holiday Travels Be Better If You Could Do Goat Yoga at the Airport?
Plane travel during the holidays is so fun. Yay, you’re in an airplane. Yay, you took your shoes off only to put them back on again five minutes later holding all of your stuff and your computer and also your belt. Would it be better if there was a room for goat yoga? Maybe!
Here, Watch Anthony Hamilton And Friends Serenade This Lil' Goat
Life is both very long and very short but trust me that the minute and change you spend watching Anthony Hamilton and pals the Hamiltones sing a song to a goat will be worth it.
Will Goats Recover From The Witch? Yes.
Did you see The Witch this weekend? If so, we need to talk about goats.
Would You Fuck a Goat for Your True Love?
You find your soulmate. You’re a perfect match in every possible way, and it is an absolute, immutable fact that without this person in your life, you would be markedly less happy. You never knew it could be this good. Except now, it’s time to fuck the goat.
Florida Man Once Killed a Goat & Drank Its Blood, Would Like to Be Your SenatorÂ
Augustus Sol Invictus, a 32-year-old lawyer, is running to replace Marco Rubio in the U.S. Senate. In recent days, he’s had to convince his voter base that the fact he once sacrificed a goat and drank its blood shouldn’t sway them against him. He’s also had to deny allegations that he’s a neo-Nazi or that he wants to…
'Goatscaping' Program Providing Much-Needed Jobs to Boston's Goats
Add Boston to the list of places deploying goats as gardeners (of a sort).
Excuse Me, Is This Your Unruly Goat?Â
Have you misplaced a goat? If so, the police department of Paramus, New Jersey would like a word.
Very Unchill Ted Cruz Told a Little Girl the 'World Is on Fire'
Senator Ted "the United Nations is trying to invade the U.S. and enslave us all" Cruz isn't one to tone down his rhetoric for anybody. That includes a confused, terrified three-year-old in New Hampshire who didn't understand that Uncle Ted's fire and brimstone language isn't meant to be literal.
Map of Literally Every Goat in America Is Most Important Map Ever
Here is a map that is the only map you will ever need ever again in your entire map. Delete all your Google Map links, burn all your Rand McNally maps and take that stupid globe and chuck it in the dumpsters. Because none of those maps include goats and are therefor entirely irrelevant.
​Goat Eating Peanut Butter Is the Most Mesmerizing Thing You'll See
Dogs eating peanut butter? Meh. Cats eating peanut butter? Kinda silly but not all that remarkable. A goat eating peanut butter? Absolutely captivating.
Have You Considered Feeding Your Christmas Tree to a Goat?
Are you staring mournfully at your Christmas tree, wondering what in the hell you're going to do with a six-foot-tall piece of dead vegetation? Well, if you live in Reno, consider feeding it to a herd of goats.
Holy Shit, Look at This Baby GoatÂ
This December didn't exactly sweep in on a cloud of good tidings and evergreen scent, now did it? But don't despair, for unto you a child is born—specifically, a baby pygmy goat named Benjamin who's being raised in a nursery and is the absolute goddamn cutest thing ever.
Smooth-Talking Casanova Goat Has All the Moves
And so, the Summer of Goats continues.
Perfection: a Bunch of Goats Screaming Along to the Jurassic Park Song
Goats are everywhere: Singing the national anthem, stampeding across the Internet, and now they're covering the theme song to Jurassic Park, the greatest summer blockbuster of all time (I am prepared to fight for this claim).
Watch These Goats Sing the National Anthem and Explode a Few Times
Just in time for Fourth of July, we have the perfect video to sum up everything you are feeling about America today.
Calling It: 2014 Is the Summer of Goats
The roiling hordes of Internet users demand cute—but they also demand novelty. With Grumpy Cat nearing 100% mindshare, cats are played out. Puppies are just so, so obvious. Sloths are weird. Bunnies are niche, their appeal limited to avant/fashion types.
Baby Goat Push Ups Are the Best Push Ups
I'm falling in love with everyone in this video. Help.
Baby Goat Takes No Shit from Goat in the Mirror
She's asking the goat in the mirror to change her ways, but that's just not happening.
Extremely Tolerant Milk Dog Lets Goats Shake It Down for Dairy
First thing to mention about this vaguely pornographic video of young goats drinking milk from two giant bottles strapped to the thorax of an overly-tolerant bull terrier: goats wag their tails! Am I just finding this out? My uncle had a bunch of goats when I was younger and they never wagged their tails. Were…
