The "bubblegum pink" Keyboard for Blondes actually says things like "duh" and "oops!" if you hit backspace and makes a cash register sound when you hit the dollar sign. Instead of a "caps lock" button, there's a "warning! size xxl letters" button; the F keys are called "useless keys." There's an "SOS" key: Shoes on…

We can't wait to back up into this: The Teeny Weeny Drive. It's a 1 GB flash drive that looks like a veiny peen that "blushes" when plugged into your machine. (Note: It does not plug into people.) [Teeny Weeny Drive via AVN]