Fuck

CBS has passed on a back-nine order for Jeremy Piven procedural crime drama, Wisdom of the Crowd. Somewhat ironic, as it is the wisdom of the crowd that has refused to separate this man’s alleged actions from his art.

Ted Cruz, a melting and radioactive potato who continues to beat the odds stacked against him by his own face and personality, has weighed in on the terrorist attacks in Brussels on Tuesday morning by helpfully declaring war.

On Sunday, British Labour leadership contender Liz Kendall fired back at the Daily Mail, a garbage excuse for a publication, after one of its reporters asked her how much she weighs.

What the fuck even is this.