hatepaperdoll7/03/09 2:27PMStrawberry Shortcake must use this line at some point: "You thought life was going to be a bowl of cherries, but now:…
femaledwightschrute6/28/09 12:53PMHe should throw in a free cockbib with the deluxe membership for good measure.
TSG836/20/09 7:23PMRio cheated on Jem with Barbie. Trust me, it happened in a living room in Laurel, MD in 1991.
andBegorrah6/14/09 12:49PMSomewhere there's a hound dog named Copper diligently stealing socks. Friends forever!
CrankyOldBroad6/11/09 4:19PMYou will be sorry, Vogue, when old dumpling-legged broads like me sashay down the streets this summer sans pants. Oh…
Vivelafat is the Quizatez Haderach5/29/09 6:54PMWhen your fans asked for a sign Beth, I don't think this is what they meant.
Erin Gloria Ryan5/29/09 10:19AMI think that a member of the "Latino KKK" targeted me once. I woke up one morning and there was equality and cultural…
zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce5/27/09 3:29PMSo I guess this means someone at Scientific American is a fan of CockBib, huh?