7/3/09
4:33 PM
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Wait, she's just quitting and using senioritis as an excuse? Ridiculous.

7/3/09
2:27 PM
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Strawberry Shortcake must use this line at some point: "You thought life was going to be a bowl of cherries, but now: You're in a JAM, bitch!"

6/20/09
7:23 PM
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Rio cheated on Jem with Barbie. Trust me, it happened in a living room in Laurel, MD in 1991.

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6/14/09
12:49 PM
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Somewhere there's a hound dog named Copper diligently stealing socks. Friends forever!

6/11/09
4:19 PM
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You will be sorry, Vogue, when old dumpling-legged broads like me sashay down the streets this summer sans pants. Oh yes.

6/7/09
11:46 AM
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Shenanigans Saturday Segues Smoothly to STFU Sunday, Survey Says.

6/4/09
6:50 PM
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Now we know why he is so pro-life...he whines like a baby.

5/29/09
6:20 PM
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Beware! I had a wet hot Ukranian once. Now I have a half Ukranian child.

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5/29/09
2:00 PM
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Steven Tyler is dating Kevin Costner now?
Weird.

5/29/09
10:19 AM
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I think that a member of the "Latino KKK" targeted me once. I woke up one morning and there was equality and cultural preservation all over my front yard. It was chilling.

5/28/09
4:05 PM
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I was sort of hoping Betty and Veronica would get married.

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