Did she steal his fig leaf?
Wait, she's just quitting and using senioritis as an excuse? Ridiculous.
Strawberry Shortcake must use this line at some point: "You thought life was going to be a bowl of cherries, but now:…
He should throw in a free cockbib with the deluxe membership for good measure.
No wonder the goatherd is so lonely.
Rio cheated on Jem with Barbie. Trust me, it happened in a living room in Laurel, MD in 1991.
Who's laughing now, Gargamel??!
Somewhere there's a hound dog named Copper diligently stealing socks. Friends forever!
You will be sorry, Vogue, when old dumpling-legged broads like me sashay down the streets this summer sans pants. Oh…
Shenanigans Saturday Segues Smoothly to STFU Sunday, Survey Says.
Now we know why he is so pro-life...he whines like a baby.
The touch, the feel of mutants . . .
she shoulda stuck with the pantalones.
When your fans asked for a sign Beth, I don't think this is what they meant.
Beware! I had a wet hot Ukranian once. Now I have a half Ukranian child.
Steven Tyler is dating Kevin Costner now? Weird.
Ye Olde GOOP.
I think that a member of the "Latino KKK" targeted me once. I woke up one morning and there was equality and cultural…
I was sort of hoping Betty and Veronica would get married.
So I guess this means someone at Scientific American is a fan of CockBib, huh?