Did she steal his fig leaf?

Wait, she's just quitting and using senioritis as an excuse? Ridiculous.

Strawberry Shortcake must use this line at some point: "You thought life was going to be a bowl of cherries, but now:…

He should throw in a free cockbib with the deluxe membership for good measure.

No wonder the goatherd is so lonely.

Rio cheated on Jem with Barbie. Trust me, it happened in a living room in Laurel, MD in 1991.

Who's laughing now, Gargamel??!

Somewhere there's a hound dog named Copper diligently stealing socks. Friends forever!

You will be sorry, Vogue, when old dumpling-legged broads like me sashay down the streets this summer sans pants. Oh…

Shenanigans Saturday Segues Smoothly to STFU Sunday, Survey Says.

Now we know why he is so pro-life...he whines like a baby.

The touch, the feel of mutants . . .

she shoulda stuck with the pantalones.

When your fans asked for a sign Beth, I don't think this is what they meant.

Beware! I had a wet hot Ukranian once. Now I have a half Ukranian child.

Steven Tyler is dating Kevin Costner now?
Weird.

Ye Olde GOOP.

I think that a member of the "Latino KKK" targeted me once. I woke up one morning and there was equality and cultural…

I was sort of hoping Betty and Veronica would get married.

So I guess this means someone at Scientific American is a fan of CockBib, huh?