Fart Manufacturer Reportedly Fired Employee for Farting
An employee at Case Pork Roll Co. in Trenton, New Jersey has been fired for flatulence, and that’s not a joke; it’s the…
How Soon Is Too Soon to Shamelessly Fart in Front of Your Love Interest?
What is worse: When a guy you haven’t been seeing that long lets one rip in the car, windows-up, or when someone tells…
New Underwear Called Shreddies Allows You to Fart With Abandon
Rejoice and be glad: the latest in underwear technology enables you to let fly your wettest, most odorous farts without…
Well, Here It Is, the Best Typo of All Time
Jezebel has done its own investifartion and obtained an early version of the video in question:
Paul Rudd Answers Interviewer's Every Question by Farting
Ant-Man? More like FART-MAN, ya feel me?!
Oregon Man Demands That City Council Do Something About Gross Farts
Peter Walters of Pendleton, Oregon is furious. Last week, his fair city passed an amendment which bans marijuana odor,…
Sorry Bros, Apple Doesn't Want Its Watch to Become a Fart Watch
The Fart Watch App would’ve transformed the Apple Watch from a needless chunk of metal to a needless chunk of metal…
Kristen Schaal Farted on Will Forte During a Sex Scene
There comes a time in every actor's life when they're expected to eat a whole can of beans on camera and then perform…
Celebrate Hot Farts in Gorgeous Retro-Inspired Maternity Lingerie
Dita Von Teese is a gorgeous, well-considered, meticulously put together image of frilly, no-muss retro femininity. In…
Your Butt Is a Hero: Scientists Say Smelling Farts Might Cure Cancer
Good news, patriots! YOUR BUTTS HAVEN'T BEEN DOING ALL THAT HARD WORK FOR NOTHING. According to researchers at the…
Here Is the Unicorn Rainbow Fart Cake Life Promised You
Here is a cake in the shape of a unicorn farting rainbow farts. You are welcome.
'Baby Fart Aerobics' Is the Best Thing to Happen on YouTube in Ages
I am, for the most part, a sour and grumpy human who has HAD IT UP TO HERE (imagine something really high) with the…
Finally: A Dramatic Reading of James Joyce's Filthy Love Letters
While famed Irish novelist and poet James Joyce is best known for authoring works like Ulysses and Dubliners, his…
Today in Fart News: German Cow Farts Cause Shed to Explode
I haven't learned much in my 31 years on this planet, but boy have I learned this: Fart news is never good news.
Levels of Intimacy: When to Burp, Fart & Poop in Front of Your Partner
Recently, we learned via study something we all suspected was true on some level: that the "average woman" waits a good…
Joey Fatone Probably Farted During the VMAs
Is there anything that could have made the *NSYNC VMA reunion any better? Yes. There are lots of things that could have…
Your Next Boyfriend: The Guy Who Gets Turned On By Farts
Conventional wisdom (or, as the Internet Kids call it, Rule 34) suggests that for everything innocent and nonsexual…
Now You Will Be Able to Smell 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo'
"You’ve seen them. You’ve heard them. Now you will smell them," promises a TLC press release for the upcoming second…
All the Flatulent Ladies: Farts Are the Great Equalizers
I will never forget 7th grade gym class, and the two girls whose names I will not use, who spent most of the beginning…
Which Famous Chef Farted on All 37 of his Employees?
A Food Network chef, who describes himself as "somewhat famous," allegedly posted a rant&rave on Craigslist to share a…