Etiquette Monster: Your Bitch of a Cousin and the Coworkers Who Won't Let You Talk at Lunch

Hello and welcome! In this column, I’ll be offering my best advice on all matters of etiquette and politeness. Did you know that I’m obsessed with manners? Probably not, because—RUDELY—you have never taken the time to ask. That’s okay, though! I—politely—forgive you.