Masturbation: It’s dangerous and will likely kill you, if you’re masturbating in the comforts of the open road with a rabbit vibe while a seafood truck is careening towards you.
The trailer for Fuck for Forest, a documentary about a group of environmentalists from Berlin who descend in naked whirlwind of public sex in the Amazonian rainforest, has been making the Internet rounds for quite a while. Somehow, a documentary about dreadlocked white European twenty-somethings creating eco-porn as…
An Indiana woman earned the nickname "Bottle Girl" this week after starring in a viral video in which she sticks a bunch of bottles into her girl while standing in the bed of her truck surrounded by hooting diesel derby enthusiasts. Or as I like to call it, WEDNESDAY!!! HEYO! I'M DEAD INSIDE!
Today in People-Are-Awful News, a man was arrested because he "masturbated to the point of ejaculation" while flying on a commercial airplane.
This woman was arrested masturbating topless in her car outside a motel. But only because she had a gun on her. See, women do it too! We have achieved equality.
While seated next to a 17-year-old girl during an airplane flight, Rafael Escamilla allegedly exposed himself and started masturbating. When confronted by cops, he said he'd only been trying to deal with a bad case of Tabasco crotch. Huh?
I just don't get cockshots. I don't get snow penises, either. Or dickflashing, including the non-predatory kind. But are they just different points on a spectrum of men wanting to be looked at the way women always are?
"Is this one of us?" reads a message-board headline. Attached is that video of the woman confronting her subway flasher. But the board commenters aren't talking about her. Welcome to Dickflash, a twisted forum where flashers trade tips and tricks.