Evi says: "This is a work in progress and highly experimental with nudity, adult language and content throughout." Gulp.

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Margaret Hartmann

12/18/10 11:02am

Lindsay Lohan wants a restraining order against a paparazzo who follows her everywhere and runs up to her car to scream at her whenever she stops. This behavior is indeed "psychotic," but how is he different from other paparazzi?

The Quaids Predict Their Own Deaths, Are Still Crazy

Margaret Hartmann

11/30/10 4:16pm

In a new interview with Esquire, Randy and Evi Quaid elaborate on the "Star Whackers'" efforts to murder them, the plot to ruin actors including Mel Gibson and Charlie Sheen, and their bizarre, yet somewhat sweet, devotion to each other.

Dirt Bag

Teen Mom's Gary & Amber Split, He's Accused Of "Instigating" Domestic Violence

Margaret Hartmann

11/02/10 6:57pm

163

Teen Mom star Amber Portwood's boyfriend Gary Shirley has been photographed hooking up with another woman at a club. Amber's dad confirms that they've broken up, adding that it's Gary's fault that Amber hit him on national television.

Randy & Evi Quaid Broadcast Paranoid, Bizarre Behavior On National Television

Dodai Stewart

11/01/10 12:59pm

Today Good Morning America aired an exclusive interview with Randy and Evi Quaid, which should have cleared things up and set the record straight. Instead it was a weird display of paranoid, possibly delusional and definitely bizarre behavior.

What Made Randy and Evi Quaid Lose Their Shit?

Lauri Apple

10/24/10 4:00pm

167

Since being arrested in Vancouver for immigration violations after blowing off court dates and other bad moves, the couple is now begging the Canadian government for protection from a "Hollywood hit squad." Say what?

Dirt Bag

Photogs Covering Perry-Brand Wedding Fend Off Bodyguards & Tigers!

Dodai Stewart

10/23/10 10:30am

News photographers claim that Russell Brand's bodyguards tried to get them killed by TIGERS.

Paris Finally Admits Cocaine Was Hers, Wears Special Costume In Court

Sadie Stein

9/20/10 7:20pm

240

Paris Hilton entered guilty pleas on two misdemeanor counts and has finally admitted the coke was hers. Her plea deal gets her a year's probation. [CNN]

Dirt Bag

Randy Quaid And His Wife Arrested

Hortense Smith

9/19/10 10:30am

420

Randy Quaid and his wife, Evi were arrested yesterday and charged with felony residential burglary after breaking into their former home and living there without the current owner's consent. Evi was also charged with resisting arrest. [TMZ]

Dirt Bag

Source Claims George Lopez Was Forced To Support Conan; Nicole "Declines" Gwyneth's Friendship Efforts

Hortense Smith

4/18/10 10:35am

199

Though TBS, Conan O'Brien's team, and George Lopez have all stated that Lopez is a major supporter of O'Brien coming to TBS, a source claims that might not be the case:

Cruise Sued For Spying; Brittany Murphy Autopsy Complete

Margaret Hartmann

12/21/09 6:30pm

Tom Cruise is being sued by Michael David Sapir, who he sued in 2001 after Sapir claimed he had a video of Cruise "engaged in a homosexual relationship." Now Sapir says Cruise hired a P.I. to wiretap his phone.

Dirt Bag

Amy Winehouse Was Thrown Out Of Theater; Brittany Murphy Was Sick Before Dying

Dodai Stewart

12/21/09 9:00am

184

Amy Winehouse was in the audience for a performance of Cinderella and, reportedly, heckled the cast. She shouted things like:

Dirt Bag

SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting

Margaret Hartmann

11/06/09 7:30pm

In the December Elle Sarah Jessica Parker (over?)shares her thoughts on her new twin girls revealing, "I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good..."

Dirt Bag

Gosselin Apologizes To Girlfriend, American Public; Taylor Swift Is Not A Nazi

Margaret Hartmann

10/29/09 7:30pm

111

Jon Gosselin has been doing some soul searching (or hired a better publicist). Today, he publicly apologized to Hailey Glassman and insisted there's no Nadya Suleman-Jon Gosselin reality show, though his recent behavior "lent credence to such outrageous stories."

Dirt Bag

Polanski's Victim Wants Charges Dropped; Did Reese Lie About Her Country Roots?

Margaret Hartmann

10/26/09 7:30pm

117

Roman Polanski's victim, Samantha Geimer, has filed papers urging a California appeals court to dismiss the criminal case against him. She says she's received nearly 500 media calls since his arrest and just wants people to "leave her alone."

Jon Ordered To Return $180K; Oprah Won't Apologize For Unleashing Dr. Phil

Margaret Hartmann

10/13/09 7:40pm

118

Today a judge ruled that Jon Gosselin must pay back $180,000 of the money he removed from his shared bank account with Kate Gosselin in violation of an arbitrator's order. As for the rest of the money...

Dirt Bag

Justin & Jess Still On; Natalie Portman Is Team Polanski

Dodai Stewart

10/01/09 9:00am

217

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel: Photographed holding hands on Monday. A source says they've been vacationing together in Santa Barbara; As for Justin and Rihanna?

Dirt Bag

Miley Lands Sex And The City; Kardashian Wedding Was A "Circus"

Dodai Stewart

9/29/09 9:00am

Miley Cyrus will indeed be in Sex And The City 2:

Dirt Bag

Depp Wants To Jump Pirates Ship; Danes & Dancy Wed

Margaret Hartmann

9/28/09 6:30pm

144

Supposedly, Johnny Depp doesn't want to make another Pirates of the Caribbean because he knows the last two "sucked." Disney will offer him a huge paycheck and if he refuses, he'll be replaced by a younger Zac Efron-type.

Dirt Bag

Marilyn Manson Has H1N1, Tries To Infect Audience; Hef Wants Megan Fox In Playboy

Margaret Hartmann

9/25/09 7:30pm

At a concert on Sunday Marilyn Manson blew phlegm from his nose all over the stage (there's video). The next day he wrote on Facebook: "So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU..."

Who Is Naked In Randy & Evi Quaid's Star Whackers Documentary?!

Lindsay's Being Stalked By "Psychotic" Paparazzo

The Quaids Predict Their Own Deaths, Are Still Crazy

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Randy & Evi Quaid Broadcast Paranoid, Bizarre Behavior On National Television

What Made Randy and Evi Quaid Lose Their Shit?

Photogs Covering Perry-Brand Wedding Fend Off Bodyguards & Tigers!

Paris Finally Admits Cocaine Was Hers, Wears Special Costume In Court

Randy Quaid And His Wife Arrested

Source Claims George Lopez Was Forced To Support Conan; Nicole "Declines" Gwyneth's Friendship Efforts

Cruise Sued For Spying; Brittany Murphy Autopsy Complete

Amy Winehouse Was Thrown Out Of Theater; Brittany Murphy Was Sick Before Dying

SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting

Gosselin Apologizes To Girlfriend, American Public; Taylor Swift Is Not A Nazi

Polanski's Victim Wants Charges Dropped; Did Reese Lie About Her Country Roots?

Jon Ordered To Return $180K; Oprah Won't Apologize For Unleashing Dr. Phil

Justin & Jess Still On; Natalie Portman Is Team Polanski

Miley Lands Sex And The City; Kardashian Wedding Was A "Circus"

Depp Wants To Jump Pirates Ship; Danes & Dancy Wed

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