Did Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes Get Married or Not?
Great news, America: your erstwhile boyfriend Ryan Gosling is still on the market because, contrary to earlier reports, he did not get married to Eva Mendes. Maybe.
This Week In Tabloids: It's a Baby in Miley's U.T.E.R.U.S.!
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we decide to get National Enquirer instead of some of the other rags because a reader requested it last week and it feels good to grant a wish. This week, Miley is pregnant in the U.S.A., Portia dumped Ellen, and Eva married Ryan.
Is Minnie Driver Throwing Baby Food Jars Filled With Black Paint at Her Neighbor's House? Maybe!
Minnie Driver, best known for her performance as “Them Apples” in 1997's Good Will Hunting, has been sued by her neighbor, 74-year-old Daniel Perelmutter, for emptying out baby food jars, filling them with black paint, and throwing them at Perelmutter’s house. If you need to take a moment and reread that first…
Woman Accused of Stalking John Cusack Allegedly Threatened to Put a Curse on His Penis
John Cusack is seeking a restraining order against Marieretno Subali, a woman who’s accused of showing up at the actor’s home several times over the past few months and attempting to curse his penis.
Drake's Backyard Foam Parties are The Best Backyard Foam Parties
The next time you rent yourself a foam machine for your next casual backyard barbecue and think, “This is going to be the best backyard foam party EVER”—well, think again, because your sensitive boyfriend Drake just took home the title of epic foam party host.
Eva Mendes Is Sorry for Saying That Wearing Sweatpants Causes Divorce
Late last week, Eva Mendes made comments to Extra about how sweatpants, worn by wives around their husbands, are the number one cause of divorce in America. Clearly, she was A.) wrong and B.) underestimating the power of the leisure wear lobby because now both she and partner Ryan Gosling have issued…
Ryan Gosling: Eva Mendes Was Kidding About Sweatpants and Divorce
In today's Tweet Beat, Ryan Gosling says relax, John Stamos gives some advice and James Blunt get his beer stolen.
Sweatpants Don't Cause Divorce, People Cause Divorce
During a recent interview with Extra, Eva Mendes—actor, entrepreneur and mother to Ryan Gosling's child—claimed to have found the key to a successful, long marriage. (Note: Eva Mendes isn't married.) The secret? Never wear sweatpants. Our counter-argument: fuck that and sweatpant it up.
All Mariah Wants for Christmas Is for Nick Cannon to GTFO
Christmas queen Mariah Carey has reportedly disinvited estranged husband Nick Cannon from their annual family holiday celebration after their separation took a stressful turn and her anxiety was compounded by a recent slew of bad press.
Eva Mendes Gives Birth: Ryan Gosling Has a Gosling
People of the world, it has happened. Multiple sources have confirmed to US Weekly that last Friday, on the twelfth day of this ninth month of the of the year 2014, Eva Mendes gave birth a baby girl. The Gosling's gosling hath arrived!
Ryan Gosling Might Stop Making Movies Now that He's Making Babies
Someone dug up a quote from Ryan Gosling from 2011 in which he stated that he's only making movies until he starts "making babies." So, now that Eva Mendes is pretty much probably mostly almost totally confirmed to be preggo, does that mean the Goz's film career is winding down? (I mean, no. Almost certainly not.…
This Week in Tabloids: Kate Middleton Is Pregnant and Anorexic
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which in which we peer through the looking glass into the pages of Star, Us Weekly, OK!, Life & Style and InTouch. This week: an "expert" who has never seen Kate Middleton in person diagnoses her with an eating disorder; Brad and Angie almost ran into Jennifer Aniston at a…
Report: Eva Mendes Is Pregnant by Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling
Alert alert alert this is not a drill: reports are swirling that Eva Mendes is seven months pregnant with a fetus she created with Ryan Gosling.
Lindsay Lohan Sings Stevie Nicks at Republican's 50th Birthday Party
Here is a video of Lindsay Lohan singing "Edge of Seventeen" by Stevie Nicks... at New York Republican Party Finance Committee chairman Matthew Mellon's 5oth birthday party. She sounds really good (I say this as a big fan of "Confessions of a Broken Heart")!
Beyoncé's Been Watching Videos About Feminism on YouTube (As One Does)
Beyoncé is releasing a multi-part mini-documentary that goes behind the scenes of her record-breaking self-titled album because of course she is. THIS IS BEYONCE, YOU FOOLS. DID YOU EXPECT OTHERWISE.
LeAnn Rimes Marriage Sitcom in the Works, Not That America Wants One
Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes are trying to sell a sitcom based on their life together. Various sources say: "They would play versions of themselves, kind of like on Curb Your Enthusiasm. [...] "They've met with a few networks.. Nothing is finalized yet, but they're seeing where the show could go."
Rihanna and Chris Brown Call It Quits Again
This probably won't last much longer than the flattened Zebra Cake in my purse, but Rihanna and Chris Brown have broken up once again, shortly after he was photographed holding the hand of a 22-year-old blonde waitress named Keisha Kimball at Da Club last Saturday.
While You Were Sleeping Cory Monteith Checked Into Rehab (Again)
Glee star and "Frankenteen" Cory Monteith, who's previously been open about his troubled past as a delinquent teenager, has checked into rehab for substance abuse. His rep confirms to People: "[Monteith] has voluntarily admitted himself to a treatment facility for substance addiction [...] He graciously asks for your…
Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling Went Out Last Night
Your boyfriend Ryan Gosling went out last night: It was the premiere of his new flick, The Place Beyond The Pines. Your boyfriend Ryan Gosling looked rather uncomfortable on the red carpet — hands shoved in pockets, eyes vaguely bemused, visibly using every drop of his patience to make it through the rigamarole. Your…
Lindsay Lohan's Not On Drugs But Having Trouble Making It to Court
I mean, how hard is it to catch a flight? This is a rhetorical question for Lindsay Lohan, who missed her plane last night from New York to attend her trial in L.A. this morning. (We're now on her twenty-something trial. When you move into the double digits, you should get a free Shakeweight or some turtle wax or an…
