And also you're a jerk and you need to shut up, you dumb idiot. Responding to rumors that he finger-cheated with an old flame whilst punting on the Thames or something, George Clooney fired back that the media is a bunch of lying dum-dums who fabricate all manner of salacious things about Clooney's finger activity in…
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