RIP Claire's and Thanks for All the Piercings
Claire’s Accessories, the go-to place for powerbeads in every color, is filing for bankruptcy.
Watch Out, Your Metal Selfie Stick May Also Be a Nice Lightning Rod
Check out this hero riding a zipline, his selfie stick thrust outward, valiantly leading the way back to Earth. Little…
Kendrick Lamar Believes in Both Iggy and the Rapture
Billboard interviewed Kendrick Lamar in the lead-up to his highly anticipated album I and, unsurprisingly, he was…
When the World Ends on Friday, Men Will Regret Not Having Had More Sex
A Harris Interactive poll commissioned by California online data-storage company Backblaze found that one in five…
"Sandy Schmandy, We Might Have A Drought Soon," Say Worried Meteorologists
If we weren't before, we should probably all be worrying about the ozone layer right about now: the National Oceanic…
Are You Part of the Doomsday 10 Percent?
A new poll has found that almost 15 percent of people on the planet think the world is going to come to an end during…
Saddam Hussein Made Up That WMD Thing To Deter Invaders
- So it turns out Saddam Hussein lied about having WMD so the rest of the Axis of Evil would leave him alone. [CBS News]
Editor's Note: Three of the Jezebels — Moe, Tracie & Jennifer — are still gone, presumably still listening to a certain…
Fergie's Bodily Functions Strike Again
- Poor Fergie reportedly barfed all over herself while at the Minnesota State Fair. Maybe it was all the fried food on a…
It's Official: Being A Woman Kinda Sucks (Except For The Love Of Kitties)
Every once in a while it becomes clear that in a lot of ways, being a woman is an unbelievably raw deal. As if it's not…
Today God's Creatures Opened Up A Can Of Whup-Ass
In the criminal justice system, sexually-based offenses committed by animals are considered especially heinous. "I'd…
Bush Daughter To Wed, Possibly Reproduce; Deluge Drowns Lone Star State
This afternoon, from the Bush compound in Crawford, Texas, came the news that First daughter Jenna Bush and her…
Broadway Momentarily Un-Gay: Clay Aiken Musical Cancelled
Moe is being interrogated by El Al as I type this, which means that her stock market/foreign policy-illuminating…
Go And See The Simpsons Movie Already, Guys!
Now that we have all these people working for Jezebel who actually wake up on time to do their posts the end-of-day…
The Sad, Sorry, Dog Days Of Summer
- Jake, one of the many specially-trained canines involved in the rescue of victims of both 9/11 and Hurricane Katrina,…
Bunnies & Kitties & Squid, Oh My
- Nursing-home kitty Oscar the Cat (aka 'The Grim Reaper' of felines) is predicting nursing-home deaths at a facility in…
Eddie Murphy Is Loyal — 'Til You Have His Baby
- Eddie Murphy is on crack if he thinks a little bling is enough to convince the world that he treats his girlfriends…
Eva Mendes Doesn't Have To Hate Herself 'Cause She Knows She's Hot
- Aw! Eva Mendes says it's easy to get all "critical" of yourself when you're on the red carpet but that she doesn't let…
Things That May Or May Not Surprise You: We Don't Like Bush, We Do Like Harry Potter
- Harry Potter! Yup, we pre-ordered our copy of the last-ever Harry Potter book. And we get to pick it up at 12:01 am…
Bill Clinton: Come Write With Us
- Bill Clinton has begun blogging! Just like us! We wonder if he'll do hungover Friday tomorrow too! [Clinton Foundation]