Jul 25
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Famous trans women are still subjected to transphobic bullshit when trying to swipe right on some hotties? In the…
Jul 21
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There are great many feelings a new parent might have when confronted with the reality of a first child: The…
Jul 17
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Tori Spelling, facing what appears to be a longtime difficulty maintaining her finances, had money seized from her…
Jul 11
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Armie Hammer and Elizabeth Chambers Hammer are getting divorced!
Jul 5
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Kanye West tweeted that he’s “running for president” last night, which could mean a lot of things but most assuredly…
Jul 1
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Close your eyes and imagine with me: Before you are two dads, one recent, one not so recent. They’re here to sell…
Jun 17
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A long, long time ago, before little X Æ A-Xii was even a twinkle in anyone’s eye, Elon Musk and Amber Heard were a…
Jun 16
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In a filing cabinet of the County of Los Angeles’ Department of Public Health, there is a birth certificate. On that…
May 25
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By decree of the state of California, Elon Musk and Grimes have officially changed their new baby’s name to…
May 17
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Here is a confession: I have never seen The Matrix. And so though I understood that getting “red pilled” was…
May 11
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Just days after the birth of little X Æ A-12, Elon Musk is defying local government orders and reopening his Tesla…
May 8
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In the days following the birth of X Æ A-12, a human baby recently born to Grimes and fathered by Elon Musk, I have…
May 8
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I wonder if all along, Grimes and Elon Musk knew that the birth of their child, X Æ A-12, would be the most…
May 6
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Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson have broken up. Their relationship died in early April from natural causes,…
May 5
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After two years of red carpet-crashing, Azealia Banks feuds, pumpkin-patch adventures, and union-busting, Grimes and…
Mar 5
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Grimes, currently known by the moniker c, is the subject of a new Rolling Stone digital cover story that I don’t…
Feb 20
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As 3D modeling and AR technologies continue to advance, I suspect that more celebrities will license out their…
Jan 8
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I just woke up from a nap, and I’m pretty sure groggy and disoriented is the only way my brain can adequately…
Nov 3 2019
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Kanye West’s Sunday Service performances have a new wrinkle. Now the roving gospel performance installation is…
Jul 16 2019
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Grimes’ internet presence has slowly wound itself up into a mostly convincing deep fake experiment after falling…