I am just gonna say it: The onscreen/offscreen badassness of Mariska Hargitay/Det. Olivia Benson rivals that of Connie Britton/Tami Taylor. Come at me, bro.

When's the last time a voyeuristic shot of a woman lying crumpled in her underwear on the floor in a defeated position, as if she'd just been thrown there, facing away from the camera, made you go "Ooh, I should order that demi cup!" Never? Yeah, me neither.

Robert Pattinson tooled around Los Feliz in his pickup truck with a ping-pong table in the back and It-girl/Elvis Presley's granddaughter Riley Keough — who is also a friend of Kristen Stewart's — in the passenger seat. Like the beginning of a Taylor Swift song, isn't it?

Although Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Justin Theroux, Jennifer Aniston, Chandler Bing and that duck called a truce at some point, as Brangelina's and Jenreaux's (?) marriages draw nearer, threatening to even land sort of around the same time, some obvious problems become apparent.

George Clooney, Stacy Keibler, Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston shared a private jet—the Glitter Person version of splitting a cab—in Switzerland. Were this an NYU freshman playwright's hastily-penned one-act, they would experience some turbulence and blurt out their long-held secrets, resentments and desires for…

It wasn't Lizzie Grubman bad, but it's still an average start to the day when you hit someone with your car outside of a club and immediately flee the scene – which is exactly what Lindsay Lohan did in the wee hours of the morning. Leaving Hollywood's Sayers Club sometime after midnight she got into a paprazzo jam…

Yet another victim of the New of the World phone-hacking scandal has emerged: Elle MacPherson's former business advisor and friend, Mary-Ellen Field. Field testified before the official inquiry into the scandal that she was fired by the supermodel, who wrongly believed Field was leaking personal information about her…

Geneva's "evening in Portofino" event gave us a chance not only to see all kinds of elegance, but to gawk at the sartorial magnificence that is Cate Blanchett.

Here are 29 covers from the hallowed, heavy September fashion issues (click to soak it all in). So how do Vogue, Elle, and the smaller titles stack up? Let's put September to a full statistical analysis.

After revealing her controversial dietary supplement, the model has now apologized. Macpherson says she "never knowingly consumed or encouraged the use or consumption of any products which contain material derived from endangered species." See? She didn't know! Not her fault!

[London, June 30. Image via WENN.]

The opening of the new Louis Vuitton Bond Street Maison was a big deal. Big enough to attract most of London's leading fashionistas, some huge stars and, natch, gorgeous threads.

[London, May 5. Image via INF]