Bacon-Weilding Old Lady Fights Off Thief With Meat
In Manchester, England, an elderly woman batted away a mugger with her groceries, namely a particularly hardcore packet…
You're Gonna Get Sadder Until You're 50, and Then You're Gonna Get Happy
The Golden Girls didn't lie to us — getting older rules. (It's especially amazing if you have a…
102-Year-Old Woman Quits Smoking (But Not for Her Health)
Happy Birthday to Clara Cowell, a 102-year-old English woman that the Surgeon General probably doesn't want you to hear…
In China, People Might Soon Be Required By Law to Visit Their Elderly Parents
How would you like to be required by law to visit your elderly parents? That could soon be the case in China, where…
Nursing Homes Aren't Letting Old People Have Enough Sex
There are some things that sound pretty nice about spending your final years in a nursing home. You have people to do…
That Old People Smell Is Real—And It's Surprisingly Delightful
We all know that particular scent that old people have. It's subtly sweet but also brings to mind decay and mortality.…
Let This Hilarious Elderly Couple Teach You How to Survive 72 Years of Marriage
There's plenty of clichéd advice on how to have a long, happy marriage, but in this video of a wedding toast they made,…
Don't Bother Feeling Regret, It Will Only Make You Miserable
There are countless proverbs that urge us not to feel regret—no use crying over spilled milk, etc. While feeling it may…
Safe Sex for Seniors PSA Is So Hot It Kind of Burns
In theory, the idea of elderly people getting it on is great. In this SFW-ish ad, it kind of makes your eyeballs…
'Granny Basketball' Proves That Balling Knows No Age Limits
A group of Minnesota women have banished their bridge leagues and weekly mahjong get-togethers to form a slightly more…
95-Year-Old Woman Sets World Record By Marrying Her Adorable 98-Year-Old Boyfriend
Yesterday 95-year-old Lillian Hartley married her longtime sweetheart 98-year-old Allen Marks. The two, who were both…
Old People Are Getting Totally Wasted
We tend to think that most old people sit around quietly at home, sipping tea and watching the news, but it turns out…
After 77 Years Of Wedded Bliss, 99-Year-Old Husband Files For Divorce
You might think that once you've passed your 75th wedding anniversary, it'd be smooth sailing through the golden years…
Old People Go Looking For Love At Shanghai's IKEA
If you think of IKEA only as a place to get lost and then end up spending way more money than you meant to, you should…
Awesome Woman Turns 106 Thanks To Poor Diet & Enjoying 'Good Times'
Well isn't this refreshing? Rather than lecturing us on the benefits of eating vegetables and doing vigorous workouts,…
After 60, Your Sex Life Can Still Be Awesome
Despite numerous reports that the elderly are constantly getting it on, many people still think that once they hit old…
See Decades Of Little Old Ladies From 130 Years Of Old Maid
The origins of the card game Old Maid trace back to the 17th century, with players trying to form pairs out of all of…
Twin Sisters Celebrate 100th Birthday
On Sunday, California identical twins Inez Harries and Venice Shaw will celebrate their 100th birthday. They've always…
Everyone Wants To Be The Oldest Facebook Users' Friend
Since it was reported that 103-year old Lillian Lowe of England is the oldest person on Facebook, Lowe has received 999 …
World's Oldest Twins Say Liquor Is The Key To Longevity
Raymonde and Lucienne Wattelade, French sisters who turn 98 today, have been recognized by Guinness as the world's…