Abercrombie & "No Fatties" Fitch, the Axe-drenched alpha male of suburban malls, has discontinued a T-shirt that clowns on the various loves of Taylor Swift after her army of fans came down on them like the Red Wedding. The shirt read "# more boyfriends than t.s."

Edie Falco, who played Carmela Soprano to James Gandolfini's Tony Soprano for six seasons, says she won't be giving any interviews about the actor's surprising death. She has, however, released a statement.

As all different kinds of boundary-breaking female characters shoehorn their way onto TV these last few years, much has been written about Breaking Bad's "Skyler White Effect," the knee-jerk hatred of male anti-heroes' wives. Somehow, Skyler garners more fan hatred than the brilliant, evil meth cook and murderer she's…

Spring is just around the corner, and already love is in the air. Earlier today, Wiz Khalifa asked Amber Rose to marry him, and she said yes! Of course he gave her a big, beautiful ring, and then they both took to Twitter to issue the requisite engagement announcements, because true love always tweets.

You know a salute to Alec Baldwin (like this one at the Museum of the Moving Image) will be funny. But chic? What a pleasant surprise!

[New York, October 26. Image via INFDaily.]

Last night's grand (boring) event gave us all three fashion possibilities — in spades. Brace yourselves, and let's dissect.

At the Delacorte Theatre's 2010 Public Theater Gala, guests like Liev and Naomi, David Schwimmer, Zach Braff, Lucy Liu, Lou Reed and Laurie Anderson got to watch Pacino perform. Then had to puzzle over his weird post-curtain outfit:

[New York, April 13. Image via INF]

Last night on Nurse Jackie, Dr. O'Hara rolled on E, Dr. Cooper took up Twitter, Jackie's hubris led her to bungle a diagnosis, and Zoey found God in a hospital bed.

Despite ending Season 1 with its protagonist flat on her back, hopped up on morphine, Nurse Jackie reopens with equilibrium pretty much restored. Chaos looms after one of her biggest lies was partially exposed, but Jackie is fiercely in control.

"All the [network] TV executives in LA were going, 'Women are not interesting,' Nurse Jackie co-creator Linda Wallem told me of the post-90s climate. "And you see what happened to television. Shame on them." Not everyone was so unimaginative.

[Los Angeles, January 23. Image via Getty]

Last night's 67th Annual Golden Globes saw laughs, tears, surprises, disappointments, and lots of drinking. In this gallery, we compile how these moments played out among stars.