The Victoria's Secret fashion show airs tonight, but what you won't see are the scores of thirsty male celebrities panting outside for a seat.

This is kind of a DUH but so great to see it confirmed: Multiethnic beauty consumers are on the rise. WWD reports that there are "a growing number of women in the U.S. who associate themselves with multiple ethnic backgrounds, thus making it difficult for them to find brands that speak to them - or work for them -…

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[Chuck Bass, if you are going to date a brown lady, it had better be me. Consider yourself warned. New York, November 29. Image via Flynet.]

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Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr attended the US Open yesterday, but instead of watching Andy Roddick, the Gossip Girl stars indulged in a little nuzzling. What were the lovebirds cooing about? After the jump: A pseudo-Shakesperean fictional narrative. Enjoy!

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[Australia, July 1. A fan waits for the arrival of Ed Westwick at an in-store signing at a Virgin Mobile in Sydney]

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