Counterpoint: Tempt Fate and Eat Raw Cookie Dough
It’s the holidays, which means news outlets are Debbie Downer-ing us with annoyingly true alerts that ultimately serve…
Consider Butter Lettuce, Instead
Romaine lettuce is a lettuce for those who feel too bougie for iceberg. It is only good in a Caesar salad. And, if you…
Just Gimme a Fucking Caesar Salad
Legend has it that a Chicago chef named Giacomo Junia tossed the first Caesar salad in 1903, naming it after Julius…
UTIs Are Becoming Antibiotic-Resistant and Could Get Way, Way Worse
Scientists are really, really serious about UTIs becoming untreatable this time.
Chipotle Is Still Trying
When will happy days return for Chipotle? No one can say; all we know for sure is that it’s not yet.
I Will Eat Chipotle Until It Fucking Kills Me
Love is patient; love is kind. It does not envy; it does not boast; it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is…
Chipotle Sued for Concealing 'Faulty' Quality Controls From Investors
Uh oh. It seems our our blessed Church of Chipotle has gone astray and lost itself in the mire of legal entanglements.…
Chipotle's E. Coli Outbreak Has Gotten Worse
Chipotle started off 2015 with a bang. Earlier this year, the fresh-Mex chain got some fame after Hillary Clinton…
43 Chipotles Shut Down After E. Coli Outbreak, But I'm Still Willing to Risk It
Chipotle, my favorite restaurant, has voluntarily shuttered 43 of its locations in Washington and Oregon this week…
Supermarket Meats Are Giving Us Drug Resistant UTIs
Just in case you needed more to be afraid of in life, urinary tract infections are becoming more and more resistant to…
Your Latest Reason to Hate Flying: Scary Germs Everywhere
It's a technological marvel, sure, but flying is generally miserable and, for those of us who're a little phobic,…
Nightmare Bacteria Could Be Growing on Your Cutting Board
Your mother's intense concern about you getting salmonella as a youth has just been put into perspective: a new study…
What Is the Germiest Part of Your Kitchen?
Refrigerator meat compartments, blender gaskets, can openers, and rubber spatulas are where the bulk of the germs live…
We've Bred a Race of Super UTI Bacteria That Could Leave Us in a World of Hurt
Brace your bladders, ladies. It appears that the bacteria E. coli, which is so fond of invading our sensitive lady…
Is Toxic Chicken Causing Your UTIs?
All this time, you thought the painful curse of a urinary tract infection was simply your body punishing you for having…
Cookie Dough: The Newest Scary Food
Who among us has not turned to prepackaged cookie dough for comfort during some dark or cozy moment in our lives? It's…
Cookie Dough Advisory In Effect!
Nestle has recalled Toll House refrigerated cookie dough products after several people fell ill from gorging on it raw,…
Mutant Bacteria Bio-Fabric To Change Lives, Take Over World
Scientists in San Diego say they have developed a process for making genetically modified E. coli bacteria consume…
"My Roommate Is Bulimic. What Should I Do?"
In this very special 420 episode of Pot Psychology, Rich and I are joined by a magical guest: Jambi the genie! (A…
Over Her Dead Body: The "Worst Romantic Comedy Ever"
Did you hear? The new chick flick Over Her Dead Body opens today, starring Eva Longoria — sorry — Eva Longoria Parker,…