In Monday night’s Season 5 premiere of Vanderpump Rules, we were provided with a desperately-needed update on the ever-evolving bodies, faces, and personal lives of our favorite SURvers. In this alternate West Hollywood universe, cradled gently within the candlelit confines of a Sexy Unique Restaurant, the 2016…
The latest Duck Dynasty project is The Good, the Bad, and the Grace of God, a husband-and-wife collaboration between youngest brother Jep Roberston and his wife Jessica. (Obviously, it’s pretty religious in tone.) And in the book, Jep says he was sexually molested as a child, by an older student, while riding the…
Go ahead and book those tickets to Las Vegas because that desert capital of SIN and VICE is now home to a musical about the rise of the Duck Dynasty clan. I understand it’s easier to get a camel through the eye of a needle if he’s covered in sequins.
Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson, who believes "sexually immoral" gay people, much like "male prostitutes," will not be able to enter the Kingdom of Heaven, won an award today for free speech. Robertson accepted an Andrew Breitbart Defender of the First Amendment Award today at the Conservative Political Action…
On Tuesday night, Sadie Robertson (of the Duck Dynasty Robertsons) performed a pretty impressive rumba on Dancing with the Stars. But first, she took some time to thank the man upstairs, posting on Instagram: "ALL glory to God for this amazing journey." That amazing journey being, of course, her participation in …
In News We Are Totally Not Surprised to Report, anus-obsessed racist and child bride promoter Phil Robertson has more dumb things to say about sex.
Late last year, Duck Dynasty king beard Phil Robertson issued an apology after making homophobic and racist remarks in GQ magazine. Now, less than half a year later, he's once again popping off on gay people, sin, fire and brimstone. Gee, it's almost as if his PR stunt of an apology wasn't sincere or something...
Republican Congressman Vance "I'm not a politician" and "the values I live by are faith, family and country" McAllister of Louisiana's 5th District has been caught on video kissing an aide who is definitely not his wife.
In an interview with CNN, yet another member of Duck Dynasty's Robertson clan has gloriously stupid things to say about gays.
Police showed up at Justin Bieber's door this morning with a warrant, looking for evidence that Bieber & Co. caused $20,000 in damages to his neighbor's mansion by throwing eggs at it. (Not sure how that's possible, exactly—is your mansion made out of sugar cubes? Are you the Nome King? But okay, I will take your word…
[Takes long, deep, calming breath] OK. So the family that includes everyone's favorite anus-obsessed racist and child bride promoter, Duck Dynasty's Robertson clan, is launching their own line of celebrity-backed guns.
While the controversy surrounding the racist and homophobic remarks made by Duck Dynasty's king beard Phil Robertson has continued to grow over the past few weeks, no comment had been made by the Robertson family until late Tuesday night when Robertson's son Willie appeared on Fox News' "All-American New Year" special…
In today's Tweet Beat, it's New Year's Eve LIVE on Fox News with Duck Dynasty and Sarah Palin, Bill Nye has an interesting take on Beyoncé's sampling of the Challenger audio and Shia LaBeouf might want to stop with Twitter.
Ahhhh, Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson—the gift that keeps on shitting in your mouth and calling it a "GAY SANDWICH," because it doesn't have a real clear understanding of what gay people do, it just knows that they make it feel grumpy in its downstairs (um...did you keep that gift receipt?). Hot on the heels of "gay…
This is who Britney Spears is now: a Las Vegas performer who's ripped off some Cirque de Soleil productions so she can tread water in our collective pop culture consciousness with a show called "Piece of Me." Are you sad? Do you feel old? Or did you somehow always know things would go down like this for Britney,…
It's not like I'm super surprised that A&E immediately caved to the legions of frothing bigots and put Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson back on the air—despite the fact that the dude compared homosexuality to bestiality and said that the Jim Crow south was fucking awesome and then self-high-fived and took a shit on a VHS…
Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson recently found himself suspended from filming the massively popular reality show for saying shitty things about gay people in an interview with GQ (and, uh, a lot of other times, turns out). Now, the mouth-breathing dinosaur-minded morons who support him are staging a protest at Chick…
This Duck Dynasty fracas isn't over yet. According to the Daily Mail, a petition calling for the reinstatement of patriarch Phil Robertson (plus a formal apology from A&E) has gathered over 250,ooo signatures.
Sarah Palin — the lush-haired simpleton who wandered out of the Alaska territory all those years ago and hasn't stopped rambling away in her chripy, feral Nell language since — is doing a lot of talking lately, this time bravely speaking up for Phil Robertson, the Duck Dynasty star who was fired from his own show…
Let's us here talk about Duck Dynasty, but first, let's ask ourselves why any of us were surprised, much less outraged, that a bunch of sketchoid Christian duck hunters in Louisiana who could pass as ZZ Top stand-ins have homophobic or deeply ignorant racist views. I mean really, it's like you've never seen rednecks…
