We Don't Need This Rosé Vodka
Have you ever poured a large glass of vodka and wished it didn’t look like water? Have you ever wondered why vodka…
Rosé Should Be a Beverage and Nothing More
On this summer afternoon, I urge you to consider the following: rosé is an alcoholic beverage and should remain that…
How to Make the After School Special, a Cocktail for Extracurricular Peace
Welcome to Boozinette. This is the After School Special.
Which of These Weird New Starbucks Frapp Flavors Should You Try?
Starbucks has revealed its new lineup of “wait, what?” Frappuccino flavors, which seriously include Cotton Candy and…
Pumpkin Spice Lattes Debut Sooner Because We Can't Live Without Them
America's favorite Thanksgiving dessert-flavored hot drink is coming back.
Here's That Coffee-Flavored Wine You Never Asked For
The so-called "wine in a can specialists" at Friends Fun Wine have introduced the world's first coffee wines. Thanks?
Diet Coke Addicts, Beware: Diet Coke Frost Is Coming for You
Do you like Diet Coke? Do you like brain freeze? Congrats! Today is your lucky day. Meet Diet Coke Frost Cherry.
Hello Kitty Makes World's Cutest Beer to Get You Adorably Drunk
Everybody in the preschool getting tipsy.
I Paid for a Water 'Tasting Flight' Because I'm an Asshole and I Can
James Spader is a regular, the host informs us as we walk to our table. Oh, and Will Ferrell sat right there with his…
Diet Dr Pepper Is the Best Beverage Ever Invented by Man (or Nature)
I will eat an entire cake and/or pie, and I will down half a package of Watermelon Oreos (sorry, Lindy), but I will die…
This Beer Smells and Tastes Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup
You can now get beers that taste like anything — ok, well, mainly bacon, but still, the craft beer market has recently…
Quick Bikini Body Fix! Inhale a Hazardous Vapor Of Dry Ice And Booze
As my great grandma Estelle used to say, "Just because one would-be rapper and hip-hop collective member in Dallas is…
Coffee-mate Announces Unholy Marriage With the Girl Scouts
Introducing Coffee-mate's Thin Mints® and Samoas® flavor coffee creamer-like substances. Because the best part of…
Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now a Thing
If you thought egg whites were a funky addition to cocktail menus around the country, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Love Girl Scout Cookies and Being Drunk? Get Up on This Cookie Beer
Girl Scout Season officially came to an end on Sunday — there, there. It's gonna be OK, because we've got word of…
Americans Crazy About Awesome New Drink: Water
While New Yorkers were dealing with the large soda kerfuffle, something kooky was happening in America: Water is now…
Game of Thrones Gets Beer, But Is It Drinkable?
In a collaboration between HBO and Brewery Ommegang from New York, four beers will be released to celebrate the…
Chocolate, Peanut Butter, and Banana Ale Is Perfect for the Fat Elvis In Your Life (Read: You)
Artisan brewers are always putting crazy shit in their beers, but when Rogue teamed up with Portland's VooDoo Doughnut…
French Are Drinking Less Wine, So We Ask Them to Send Us the Extra
If we have to live in a world where the French aren't perpetually drunk and making fromage (that's what they call sex)…
That Coffee You're Chugging Is What's Keeping You Alive, Actually
We are so often told about the various substances that are slowly killing us or otherwise ruining our bodies, so to…