On Thursday, Drake dropped the video for his single “I’m Upset,” and it’s a literal Degrassi: The Next Generation class reunion.

Two nights ago, Pusha T showed off some impressive sleuthing skills and unleashed a diss track about his nemesis Drake, revealing that the Canadian rapper has allegedly fathered a son. The shots were damning. The internet was broken. The memes were good. For the song’s cover art, Pusha used an old photo of Drake…

John Goodman, the star of Roseanne who most of America still loves, has finally commented on the show’s shocking cancelation. After being approached by a reporter for Entertainment Tonight at an auto repair shop (very rude of them), Goodman went with the expert line, “I’d rather say nothing than to cause more trouble.”

On Tuesday night, a long-simmering celebrity feud fully boiled over and started a fire in the kitchen. The fire department was called, but they got stuck in traffic, and the entire building burned down before help arrived. Drake was home at the time, but managed to escape—though he did inhale a lot of smoke.

Music producer and former Drake collaborator Detail has been accused of sexual and physical abuse by two artists.

Director Karena Evans has hereby overthrown the rule of sweatpants boner men over music videos and replaced them with critical thinkers. Long may she reign.

Drake is working on a new album and you can tell, apparently, by the bags under his eyes.

The teaser trailer for Season 2 of The Handmaid’s Tale is here and, shockingly, Drake is nowhere to be found in it.

You can snag an old notebook containing Drake’s early lyrics right now for the low, low price of $54,000! The purple notebook contains 12 pages of lyrics, personal notes, multiple instances of Drake’s signature—signed with his government name, Aubrey Graham—as well as a smattering of phone and credit card numbers. It…

Earlier this week, Drake donated $25,000 to the Miami Senior High School and $50,000 toward the tuition of a student at the University of Miami.

Ed Sheeran, enemy of TV writer Kara Brown, has surpassed Drake, our friend, on Spotify, becoming the most-streamed artist of 2017 with 6.3 billion plays overall. WTF?

Drake was doing a bit of post-concert performing at Sydney’s Marquee nightclub on Wednesday when he noticed a man in the crowd who appeared to be inappropriately touching fellow audience members.

Well this is sweet. Drake’s father, Dennis Graham, celebrated his love for his son the way we all celebrate people and things we’re fond of: By getting a giant tattoo of Drake’s face on his shoulder. According to TMZ:

Celebrities are stepping up to support Houston, pledging donations as well as promising to work on recovery efforts through their own charities.

Somewhere between knocking Rihanna’s socks off and putting his foot in his mouth, Drake has posted this picture of himself wearing RihannaxStance on his feet.

News broke yesterday that Beyoncé went rollerskating. From this event, an unholy homemade music video burst forth onto Instagram:

Thanks to the National Enquirer, the courts will now rule on whether calling someone transgender is defamatory, according to TMZ. In a crazy twist in Richard Simmons’ lawsuit, new filings allegedly state that claiming someone is undergoing gender reassignment surgery isn’t an insult–for example, claiming that he’s…

Drake appearing on the second season of hit Hulu TV series The Handmaid’s Tale just went from an impossibility literally no one had considered to a hard maybe, thanks to a recent conversation between novelists Junot Díaz and Margaret Atwood, published in the Boston Review.

How is it that even during this truncated week, it still feels like the longest week ever? Oh yeah, because the leader of our country is torturing us and everyone is losing their goddamn mind.

Apropos of absolutely nothing, I’ve been having an extremely frustrating denim experience. I recently ordered a new pair of jeans in the same size and cut that I’ve purchased three previous times. When they arrived, the jeans didn’t fit. I returned them and reordered another pair. Then I ordered a second pair and…