Dominique Strauss-Kahn was acquitted of aggravated pimping Friday, a few months after the prosecutor for the case asked that the charges be dropped because several witnesses took back their testimonies. He was at the sex parties, he just wasn’t involved in paying for or soliciting the sex. Nice.

The prosecutor in the "aggravated pimping" case against former International Monetary Fund head Dominique Strauss-Kahn has asked the court to drop the charges against him, after five of the six plaintiffs in the case suddenly recanted their testimony.

French officials dropped a preliminary investigation into an alleged 2010 gang rape involving Dominique Strauss-Kahn.