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In the wake of PussyGate, YouPorn reports that searches for both “Dwayne Johnson” and “DJ Khaled” are surging—because I guess some women wrongly assume that the tube site marketplace might actually cater to their desires as feverishly as it does men’s?
There are few people with the charisma to make me consider Weight Watchers, as watching my weight is the very worst way to think about diet and exercise, in my opinion. But DJ Khaled and his adorable baby have got that special something that makes “nighttime egg whites” appealing.
On October 23rd 2016, Khaled Mohamed Khaled—also known as DJ Khaled—became a father. Khaled and his fiancée Nicole Tuck, the most patient woman on Earth, welcomed a bright-eyed baby boy named Asahd Tuck Khaled into the world and my expectations for babies will never be the same.
Summer is underway and DJ Khaled, father of Asahd and bringer of good times, is here with another strong entry in the song of the summer race, featuring (thankfully) a lot of Rihanna and a dash of Bryson Tiller.
DJ Khaled’s son Asahd Tuck Khaled, who is just six months old, already has a pretty prolific career as a music producer. In March, when he was just four months old, he became the executive producer for Khaled’s new album Grateful, which includes the brand new song “To the Max” featuring Drake.
It’s that time of year again, when your favorite artists and people you vaguely recognize from the Billboard Music Awards start releasing songs that will hopefully build up enough steam by June to earn a permanent spot in your summer barbecue mix. Today, DJ Khaled has delivered. Considering he doesn’t actually sing or…
Imagine the level of calm needed to deal with a crying newborn in one ear and DJ Khaled screaming “Another one!” in the other. If only we could be blessed with the patience of his fiancée, Nicole Tuck.
Last night after everyone (including Adele) was smarting from Beyoncé’s grossly unfair Album of the Year loss, Tidal gently patted us on the heads and placed in our hands a midnight surprise-release that assuaged the disappointment: a new single from DJ Khaled’s album featuring Bey and Jay.
America’s life coach DJ Khaled launched his new collaboration with Palmer’s Cocoa Butter lotion today, which is basically regular Palmer’s but with Khaledian quotes on the bottle. (“Live life smooth,” for instance.) I’m a lifelong Palmer’s devotee but I’m deeply ambivalent about this collabo in general, other than a)…
DJ Khaled, King of Posi Vibes and Also Snapchat, was so moved by his time opening for Beyoncé during the North American portion of her “Formation” tour that he wrote her a beautiful, emoji-filled thank you note. It was, of course, posted to Instagram.
DJ Khaled—living proof that Instagram is the key to everything—will be opening for Beyoncé on her upcoming Formation Tour. Very high 🔑, WE THE BEST, etc etc.
A group of rappers including Rick Ross, Nicki Minaj, Ludacris, and Pusha T visited the White House today. The White House has never been so lit and it shall never be so lit again and President Barack Obama can never ever leave us.
DJ Khaled, whose bewildering Snapchat advice bombs continue to be gleefully discovered by the mainstream, came on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night to share some important pro bono life lessons with the man who needs it most: Jeb Bush.
The mainstream world continues to discover DJ Khaled through his Snapchat success, and the latest guest to the Palestinian’s Success! party is The Daily Show.
Do you know about America’s newest inspirational guru DJ Khaled? He is not just the guy behind all those posse radio tracks; he is a teacher and a friend to Miami, as well as the rest of the world. From his social feeds, we’ve learned so much. If it rains, give thanks. If you get pulled over on your jet ski because…
Smarm machine Simon Cowell is allegedly having his first kid with his close friend Andrew Silverman's wife Lauren Silverman, a Jennifer-Garner-looking New York socialite who is reportedly about 10 weeks along.
DJ Khaled unleashed this immensely awkward but touchingly, impossibly genuine marriage proposal on Nicki Minaj via live MTV UK broadcast, in front of what appears to be Prince's naked Sealy mattress.
Remember the other night when The Game dumped two bottles of $1,400 Ace Of Spades champagne on the street and then bought hot dogs for everyone, and you were like, "I would really enjoy this sort of joie de vivre in a square"?