Oh no.

On a Hollywood Reporter podcast episode that aired this Tuesday, Jimmy Fallon was asked about that time when, a couple months before the 2016 presidential election, he interviewed obvious menace to humanity Donald Trump in a jovial manner. Remember how he playfully ruffled the badly mangled dog toy that sits atop the…

Approximately one month after they started dating, reports are circulating that Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson have begun the arduous (yet not, I suppose, with unlimited funds) task of purchasing furniture, probably for a shared domicile. Yet this is not strange, since a week ago the two became engaged. Feels very…

So much of news is just shitty patterns that persist, rendering them baffling predictable, so without further ado….

Truly, this is what it means to be young at heart.

After a long public absence (understandable since she recently had a baby and weathered a cheating scandal), Khloé Kardashian stepped back into the spotlight to cheer on her man. The very one who allegedly cheated on her, and is also the father of her daughter, True.

Health hath no fury like Ivana Trump.

Either something significant happened in the hearts of Ariana Grande and Saturday Night Live’s Pete Davidson since it was reported two weeks ago that the two are casually dating, or this is merely a flirtation tactic.

This season’s Bachelorette, Becca Kufrin, has commented on the controversy over one of the reality show’s early frontrunners. The suitor in question, Garrett Yrigoyen, was seen to have liked some bigoted content on social media (mocking trans people and immigrants), as well as spreading falsities about Parkland,…

Roseanne “I am now quitting Twitter” Barr is anything but. Who knows, perhaps the weak, egomaniacal comment from our freaking president emboldened her or something. In any case, she just needed a few hours to gather her thoughts, then continue to fuel this nightmare news cycle.

Valerie Jarrett, once a senior advisor in the Obama administration, has commented on Roseanne Barr’s extremely bad and racist tweet, of which Jarrett was the target, and over which Barr has subsequently been cancelled. Or at least her show finally was. Roseanne reruns? Likewise: canceled.

TMZ reported on Wednesday that Los Angeles’ Deputy District Attorney has decided not to prosecute Scott Baio over allegations that the actor sexually assaulted his Charles in Charge co-star Nicole Eggert in the ’80s.

After making an ass of himself in an interview with the New York Times during which he defended costar Jeffrey Tambor’s history of verbal abuse toward Jessica Walter (who tearfully recounted Tambor’s behavior), Jason Bateman has released a multi-part (though strangely un-threaded) apology.

A light and globular Dirt Bag for you this evening!

Jennifer Garner, just barely freed of Ben Affleck, has invited several hundred less cumbersome pests into her home: a colony of ants.

It’s been almost a year since 22 people were killed and hundreds injured in the Manchester Arena bombing attack that occurred just after an Ariana Grande concert.

Hilary Duff’s neighbor sounds like kind of an asshole, but aren’t there, like, co-op boards and email chains for that type of shit? If you live in Soho?

Bella Hadid is on the cover of June’s Harper’s Bazaar, interviewed by her sister Gigi, and for some reason, the only thing People chose to focus on when they picked that item up is that Bella has a difficult time smiling.

It is abundantly clear by now that when two famouses break up they are never really broken up because the tiny solar system of fame makes it so that they never get to be out of each other’s orbit. Here’s a great example: Bella Hadid and The Weeknd, spotted making out at Cannes.

On Wednesday, TMZ reported that Ariana Grande and singer Malcolm McCormick, who goes by his stage name Mac Miller, had quietly broken up after nearly two years of dating (the two first publicly announced their coupledom in September 2016).