John Mayer Reportedly Has a Crush on Kourtney Kardashian
Even though John Mayer is a signer-songwriter, and decent looking enough to have slept with an untold number of women…
Pete Davidson Now Likes to Keep Dating Casual
What is casual for Pete Davidson? The man (and thirsty boy) was just engaged to Ariana Grande for four months that…
Cardi B's About to Get the Last Thing She Needs: DMs From Chris Brown
Now that Cardi B is down one cheating ex and up five Grammy nominations, the last thing she needs is Chris Brown in her…
Natalie Portman Apologizes for Jessica Simpson Bikini Comment
In an act of celebrity diplomacy, Natalie Portman has apologized for a comment she made earlier this week while doing…
Cardi B Shares First Photo of Her Baby Girl Kulture
Cardi B has for the first time released a photograph of her and Offset’s freakin’ adorable 5-month-old baby girl…
Timothée Chalamet Wept When He Realized His Part in Interstellar Was Smaller Than He'd Thought
In Tuesday Dirt Bag news: a golden boy once wept, his tears almost certainly mingling with the audio frequencies of a…
Priyonas Forever: Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas are Married
Allow your inner 12-year-old self to grieve the nuptials of yet another brother Jonas, as Priyonas (a far superior…
Rita Ora Reportedly Dating Andrew Garfield
Remember Andrew Garfield? The new Spider-Man once upon a time? Now do you?
Queer Eye's Karamo Brown Says Wedding Planning Landed His Fiancé in the Hospital
I will begin Dirt Bag, as I often do, with a marriage.
Justin Bieber Loves to Be Left Alone With His Wife in Canada
Justin Bieber has returned home to his birthplace of Canada to indulge in one of life’s greatest pleasures: being along…
Ariana Grande Seems to Have Replaced Engagement Band With Friendship Ring
Ariana Grande hasn’t worn the $93,000 pear-shaped ring her former fiancé Pete Davidson gave to her in several weeks.…
Can You Take the Cerebral Empathetic Heat?
Amanda Knox, a tabloid fixture mostly known for being part of the worst semester abroad of all time, is engaged!
Armie Hammer Vows to Exercise Better 'Twitter Impulse Control'
Armie Hammer has apologized for posting a selfie on the occasion of Stan Lee’s death with the caption, “So touched by…
Rob Kardashian Reportedly Forced to Sell Beloved Sock Company to His Mother
In case his recent request to decrease child support payments didn’t get the message across, Rob Kardashian is low on…
Better Ratings Follow Megyn Kelly's Departure From Today
Now that the sometimes nauseating sometimes stupefying fever dream that was Megyn Kelly hosting the 9 a.m. hour of the T…
Johnny Depp Prepared for His Jack Sparrow Role by Overheating His Brain in a Sauna
As I’ve observed with nonchalant horror the steady release of movies starring Johnny Depp based on a Disney World ride,…
It's Good to See Demi Lovato Out and About and Voting
Demi Lovato broke her months-long Instagram silence, and then Instagram, by posting a picture of herself at the polls…
Kelly Clarkson Hates Working Out, As Do We All
I wouldn’t call myself a “gym hater.” I go. I do fucking hate it, but not more than most things? My experience has…
Jenna Dewan Has a New Boyfriend Who Does Not Look Like Channing Tatum
Still, he is quite attractive!