Us Weekly reports that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, who announced their separation in June 2015 and got around to filing papers in April 2017, but are totally still married, were warned by an L.A. Superior Court judge on Wednesday that they might have to start the divorce proceedings over again if they can’t come…
Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson are reportedly dating! Or something!
Not all celebrities are as out of touch as our grotesque president. Some even remember how to grocery shop! And others, like, Ludacris, are on occasion out here grocery shopping for the rest of us.
This divorce is so extra messy!
I feel like Scott Disick would have a lot of doppelgängers due to his general lack of distinguishing characteristics, I mean personality-wise especially. Like, if Disick were replaced by a guy who looked kind of like him, would anyone really be able to tell?
On Wednesday, People reported that Johnny Depp filed court papers alleging his ex Amber Heard punched him “twice in the face” while the two were married.
The real mission impossible is teaching Tom Cruise that internet porn exists.
Several outlets reported on Thursday that actor Michelle Williams revealed in an an interview with Vanity Fair’s Amanda Fortini that she married Mount Eerie’s Phil Elverum earlier this month in “a secret ceremony in the Adirondack, witnessed by only a handful of friends and their two daughters.”
Let me get this out of the way: Elon Musk is the fucking worst. Not least of all because he single-handedly murdered my love of Grimes.
This evening I am presiding over a *tender* Dirt Bag, with a healthy dash of skepticism after this first, very distressing item.
Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande are still madly in love or whatever, but unlike everyone I went to camp with, they will no longer use Instagram to throw that love in everyone else’s face all the time.
Fire up the morning with this footage, and you will feel as though you just mainlined 17 espressos and also five pounds of coke!! I have seen few things more terrifying than a disheveled Roseanne ripping a butt, groaning, wincing, covering her face, and then bellowing:
Even Jeff Goldblum’s likeness is a hot celeb, and thus eligible for Dirt Bag.
Matt Lauer and his wife Annette Roque are really close to being ex-married, and divorce proceedings have reportedly intensified.
On Monday, at the London premiere of Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again, Cher, no stranger to outfits engineered at the highest levels of complexity and bedazzlement, experienced a bit of a wardrobe mishap. So she says, but really no one could tell.
Billy Bush, he of the infamous grab-em-by-the-pussy Access Hollywood tape, has a wife, Sydney Davis, and she’s reportedly divorcing his ass.
Two people, one thought: Marriage is so overplayed.
A good-old-fashioned credit card fraud situation to kick off this evening’s Dirtbag! It’s a slow evening, at least for gossip....
On Tuesday, Serena Williams’ ex, Drake, was spotted in the Wimbledon crowd watching her play her quarterfinals match against Camila Giorgi (whom she tidily beat in three sets).