Blue the Raptor Is This Weekend's Queen of Pop Culture
First, a word on my bias: I consider watching the neck-first lurch of a T-Rex with the smell of popcorn filling my nose…
Jurassic Park: Fallen Kingdom Dispenses With Plot and Goes Straight to the Dinos
The first 30 seconds of the Jurassic Park: Fallen Kingdom trailer had me convinced that a thick-necked Chris Pratt and…
A Reminder That Dinosaurs Were Real (How???)
Right where you’re standing, sitting, or squatting, a very large dinosaur may have been stomping around millions of…
We Couldn’t Come Up With a Better Headline Than This One About a Lady Fucking a Headless Dinosaur
Here’s what we know: Some three quarters of all plant and animal life on our planet—including all non-avian…
The Struggle Is Real for This Dinosaur Contending With Snowzilla
Have you ever contemplated how a Tyrannosaurus rex would tackle the task of shoveling snow? I must admit that I haven’t…
These Are the 10 Best Female Characters From Jurassic Park
With the release of Jurassic World just around the corner, we wanted to revisit the Steven Spielberg classic that…
'Apparently Kid' Knows Way More About Dinosaurs Than Chris Pratt
Fact: Unless you are a professional paleontologist, any six-year-old child in America can absolutely humiliate you at…
Moms Launch a Company to Sell Science-Themed Clothing for Little Girls
If you’ve shopped for kids clothing or even wandered through a Babies R Us lately, you’ll know that the options for…
Mindy Kaling Says Abortion Is Too Serious to Tackle in a Sitcom
Mindy Kaling graces the cover of this month's issue of Flare magazine, and in the accompanying interview addresses the…
Baseball Star's Holiday Safety Tip: 'Ladies, Let Ur Man Drive'
Today, I took a break from gestating male heirs/ slaving over a hot stove/ piping down and letting the men talk to…
Giant Newly-Discovered Dinosaur Is Good News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
Scientists today were pleased to announce that they've discovered a new species of dinosaur and named it Siats…
Yes, It's Movember--But Don't Forget About Dinovember!
Yes, yes, mustaches. I get it. You're growing a mustache. It's for charity. Charity is good, men's health is good. And…
Richard Cohen Thinks Interracial Families Make America Want to Barf
Oh, boy. Doddering Washington Post columnist Richard Cohen Has Some Thoughts on Bill de Blasio's family, and how…
Bryce Dallas Howard Will Be Lead Dino Wrangler in Jurassic Park Sequel
The thing I love most about the long-rumored Jurassic Park sequel/reboot/remake/relaunch/question-mark?!?!?!!?—which…
Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Just as Amazing as You'd Imagine
I found something to haunt your dreams and fuel your nightmares: DINOSAUR EROTICA.
Hold on to Your Butts: Jurassic Park 4 Is Happening
I think I've made my feelings on Jurassic Park pretty clear (DINOS DINOS DINOS I AM PRO), but I wasn't certain how to…
I Re-Watched Jurassic Park for You Because, Really, Who Has the Time?
When I was 12, in 1994, I basically did three things: watch The Fugitive, watch A League of Their Own, and watch Jurassi…
5-Year-Old Girl Discovers New Species Of Dinosaur; Scientists Name It After Her
In perhaps the most heartwarming story to ever involve a tiny fossilized pelvis, paleontologists have named a new…
Dinosaurs Probably Shook Their Tail Feathers Like Peacocks When They Were Feeling Sexy
Unfortunately for your wild childhood imagination, paleontologists recently decided that all dinosaurs probably had…
T. Rex Really Ruled at Biting
You might think it's obvious that the mighty T. rex was a champion biter, but actually some hater scientists have…