This is a legitimate question (not asking for a friend!) because if experimenting with wood (ha!) is something you've been interested it, there's a new company that's making wooden sex toys that are both attractive and (potentially) safe to use. (Although I don't know if the "going back to basics" movement should…

This week, an armed man entered a Brazilian luxury sex toy shop, tied up the clerk, and made off with a $4,000 18K gold-plated vibrator. Tragicomically, he didn't manage to swipe the vibe's charger as well, so whoever ends up with the high end play dick will have difficulty gilding her lilly.

Here's something that's both weird and, as it turns out, illegal: putting a dildo in your pants, driving over to the local community college, and showing it to passersby like it's your own dick. Twenty-six-year-old Jason Bovia did that at Anne Arundel Community College, and when police were called, they found him "in…

When one thinks of a devout religious couple in bed together — as one so often does — giant, throbbing dildos and risqué lingerie aren't usually part of the picture. But that's about to change, thanks to a growing number of websites that have started selling religion-approved sex toys. These smart God-trepeneurs have…

A sex tape featuring Usher and his ex-wife, Tameka Foster, is being shopped around, and rumor has it the activities are slightly kinky. TMZ reports: "We'll keep this PG-13 and just say ... the people in the video are both givers." Sounds like mutual oral sex to us, but rumor-mongering blogs have decided that Usher and…

How many condoms can you fit on a dildo? At least 625, or so say the mad scientists who conducted the experiment. The extra latex added a couple of pounds and about seven inches of length. So why'd they bother to do such a thing? To test out the strength and durability of latex condoms. [My Science Project via …