NEW YORK, NY—On Wednesday, Ivana Trump, businesswoman, ex-wife of the president, and mother to his three most odious children, officially launched her campaign to fight adult obesity in the United States by way of a diet of pasta and cookies. The event was held at the headquarters of American excess itself, the Oak…
Today’s Grubstreet Diet isn’t just one of the best things on the internet this week, it’s one of my favorite Grubstreet Diets ever. Written by Alissa Nutting, author of 2013's uncomfortable page-turner Tampa and this summer’s instantly iconic techno-romcom Made For Love, it is a delightful, deeply funny read filled…
Santino Rice, a former Project Runway designer and judge on RuPaul’s Drag Race, has decided to go on a 111-day fast, which sounds like a bad idea.
At 8:01 Wednesday morning, People’s Great Ideas vertical published “Kim Kardashian West’s Food Diary: What I Eat In a Day,” filled with great ideas like “the Atkins 40 diet” and “Snack: 1 medium carrot.” Forty-two minutes later, several Jezebel staffers read this food diary and noticed something strange: “4 oz. Green…
Life is all about the simple pleasures—a nice morning cup of coffee, the company of close friends, eating whatever the hell you want on vacation. If you’re Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen, however, you enjoy life by not enjoying anything at all.
Good news, everyone—cats may be the only cuddly creatures on earth who don’t resent a restricted calorie meal.
Before leaving Brooklyn for the 2015 Gluten-Free and Allergen Friendly Expo in Secaucus, New Jersey, I ate a bagel and cream cheese. When I reached Port Authority, I realized I was very tired from—I assume—the bagel, so I ordered a tall Caramel Macchiato at Starbucks. By the time the bus dropped me off at the…
According to the New York Post, this summer’s hottest fad is peeing, and talking about your pee with your friends to see whose pee is the best.
First off, it is a truth universally acknowledged that the top entry in the Jenny Craig songbook is 1-800-97Jenny. Can’t touch those syllables.
In case you were digging for more information on Beyoncé’s new way of eating—nay, LIVING—Beyoncé(’s team) posted this informational YouTube video that features her diet creator Marco Borges breaking it all down.
Beyoncé recently spoke to Good Morning America about the new vegan lifestyle that’s helped her lose weight. Now she’s looking to pay it forward (by, uh, convincing everybody else to pay for it).
When the daily food intake of action star, professional wrestler and registered Republican Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson was published by Muscle & Fitness last month, it was pretty astonishing, to say the least. While no one probably expected the 6-foot-5, 260-pound actor to be chomping down on rice cakes and green tea,…
I don't want to alarm anyone, but the medical advice dispensed from Dr. Oz miiiiight not be totally valid. It's no secret that scientists and medical professionals think Dr. Oz is a quack who only cares about ratings, and now that the Federal Trade Commission has called bullshit on a weight loss supplement hawked by…
It's January 2015—time to leave that holiday trend called "eating" behind and starve your tender, fragile bodies of nutrients. Oscar-winning director Lee Daniels is doing it! He's only eating carrots! He's ONLY EATING CARROTS. To honor this amazing decision, several Jezebel staffers have attempted to extract…
We've barely staggered through the first round of company Christmas parties and already we're getting slammed with New Year's resolution-related content (and unfortunately not the Otis Redding/Carla Thomas duet, either). Today's news: Gents' weight-loss goals are most likely to be derailed by liquor and Game of…
"White toast with butter."
"You ate
toast? That's how you broke your wedding diet?"
"Oh man, I
housed that toast. It was the best toast I've ever had."
Usher, a healthy 36-year-old man, seems like the type who'll do what it takes to keep his body in proper working order and that includes experimenting with weird diets. Atkins? He's done that. Paleo? Been there. Macrobiotics? Ok, sure. Now he's on a diet based on his blood type.
Actress Octavia Spencer, former spokesperson for the weight-loss drug Sensa, sued the company for backpay and is now headed to court.
