Italian Parliament Proposes Controversial Bill to Jail Parents Who Make Their Kids Eat Vegan
Veganism has met a formidable match in the form of a bill proposed by the Italian government to jail parents who force…
Study: Former Biggest Loser Contestants' Metabolisms Are Wrecked, Leading to Weight Gain
At the end of every season of The Biggest Loser, there is an unspoken, collective bracing by the contestants and the…
Weight Watchers App Goes Glitchy Over Thanksgiving, Infuriates Users
One might argue that Thanksgiving—a notorious day of gluttony—would not be the ideal time for Weight Watchers to…
Never Ever Diet With Your Partner
True story: I am on a diet right now. Since September, I've lost about 40 pounds and am currently barreling my way to a…
Fox Hosts Agree: 'Meatless Mondays' Is Liberal Propaganda
Because a real American patriot has a colon full of red, white, and blue polyps, the Mensa panel over at Fox & Friends…
America Is a Nation of Almond-Gobbling Fiends
It's a great time to be an almond farmer.
Reasons to Hate Alternative Milks and the Smug Jerks Who Love Them
I am an asshole. I liked the band Arcade Fire immediately, I only drink pour-over coffee, and once I said that small…
Diet Soda Makes You Thin! Says Questionable Study By Soda Companies
Good news: a new study conducted via science has shown that that Diet Coke and other similar artificially flavored and…
Shailene Woodley Has Some Really Good Reasons for Why She Eats Clay
So, yeah. Clay. She eats it. Hers is sourced from Colorado.
What a Mom Eats at the Time of Conception Might Change Her Baby's DNA
A new study in a rural region of The Gambia indicated that the DNA of infants changed based on whether they were…
No, Black Women Aren't Bad at Diet and Exercise
For years, the problem had researchers flummoxed — why, in weight loss trials that require participants to diet and…
Awful Cotton Ball Diet Is Latest Local News Trend Scaring Parents
Don't eat cotton balls, don't eat cotton balls, don't eat cotton balls. That's the major takeaway from a teen "trend…
Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning You Into a Fatty Fat McFat
Today in Everything You Like is Bad For You: non-sugar sweeteners, conventionally thought to curb sugar cravings by…
Diet Cheese Company Ad Makes Fun of Diet Ads
Irish Cheese company LowLow's new advertisement is a parody of standard diet ad cliches — Smug Girl, Ditzy Girl and…
Men Go on 'Guyets' Because Girls are Stupid
Are you familiar with guyets? Not to be confused with it feminine cousin, the diet, a guyet is, you know, for dudes.…
Molson Suggests That Guys Go on ‘Guyets’ If They Want to Lose Weight and Remind Everyone How Sexist They Are
Low-calorie beer commercials, like that Michelob Ultra one in which two fit co-workers perform a sexual rollerblade…
Explosive Diarrhea and Extreme Deprivation: All the Best Diets of 2013, Ranked
Somewhat akin to their annual analysis of the nation's best institutes of higher learning, the venerable (magazine?…
Salma Hayek Reveals Her Beauty Secrets: Fatty Food and Booze
Earlier this year, Salma Hayek chronicled her early showbiz travails in Lucky, including a bout with severe acne that…
Just in Case You Forgot, Olympic Athletes Eat Buckets of Delicious Junk Food
It's time for yet another installation of the Summer Olympics, which means that it's time for yet more special-interest…