Apologies to Pete Davidson’s Dick, Which Is ‘Forever Hard’ Thanks to Ariana Grande

When asked what it’s like to be engaged to Ariana Grande at a Q&A duringAuburn University’s Welcome Week” (who the hell even knows why he was there), Pete Davidson said, “It’s like what you would think it would be like but like a 100 times sicker. I’m a very, very happy boy who is very, very loved and I’m very…

Arizona Representative Who Described His 'Genitalia as a Gun' Offers Non-Apology 

“Representative Shooter repeatedly referred to his male genitalia as a ‘gun,’” Arizona Representative Wenona Benally wrote on Twitter in November. Bennally was one of the numerous women and one man who has now accused Republican Representative Don Shooter, the name of a real man and not a cartoon character, of sexual…

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