Apologies to Pete Davidson’s Dick, Which Is ‘Forever Hard’ Thanks to Ariana Grande

When asked what it’s like to be engaged to Ariana Grande at a Q&A during “Auburn University’s Welcome Week” (who the hell even knows why he was there), Pete Davidson said, “It’s like what you would think it would be like but like a 100 times sicker. I’m a very, very happy boy who is very, very loved and I’m very…

Arizona Representative Who Described His 'Genitalia as a Gun' Offers Non-Apology 

“Representative Shooter repeatedly referred to his male genitalia as a ‘gun,’” Arizona Representative Wenona Benally wrote on Twitter in November. Bennally was one of the numerous women and one man who has now accused Republican Representative Don Shooter, the name of a real man and not a cartoon character, of sexual…

Billboard's Profile of The Chainsmokers Is All About Two Dicks and Their Two Dicks

Before seeing them perform alongside Eleven’s older sister Halsey at this year’s VMAs, I didn’t know much of anything about The Chainsmokers apart from the fact that they were responsible for one of my favorite pop songs of the past couple years, “Roses.” Based on that track, I assumed they were a European (I didn’t…