What if, growing up, one of your parents had very important news to tell you—like, “Honey, your daddy and I are getting a divorce,” or, “Sweetie, we’re moving to Tallahassee...tomorrow”—and what if, instead of hearing about it from your mother or father, you heard the news from Matt Lauer while eating a bowl of…
It finally happened! After less than a year of yachts, beach vacations, and premieres of The Intern, Mariah Carey and That Billionaire have gotten engaged! Though I like imagining Mariah doing the asking, E! reports it was James who got down on one knee.
In honor of Father’s Day, the mild and graceful Charlie Sheen took to Twitter in order to compliment his ex-wife and mother of his children, Brooke Mueller. Then, turning his attention Denise Richards, his other ex-wife and mother to his other children, he let fly lines of misogynist, free-verse vitriol.
Before Demi Lovato returns to The X-Factor to fill the voids left by Britney Spears and L.A. Reid, Simon Cowell wants her to lose some weight, and had no problem telling her as much despite her hospitalization two years ago that was in part due to bulimia. Transfixed by his deep V-neck, staring into the dark,…
After her lil' detour at an electronics store, Lindsay Lohan checked into rehab. Two minutes later, she checked out and derped away quickly, chanting: "I'm not going to rehab. I'm not going to rehab. Take me back to the airport."
In what sounds rather like a Portlandia cameo gone wrong (or right!), Gossip frontwoman Beth Ditto was arrested on a drunk and disorderly charge in a Portland bar on Saturday night. Spoiler alert: It sounds like she was drunk and disorderly. She was cut off during the St. Patrick's Day festivities when the bartender…
It's not notable in, like, a world history kind of a way, but you have to admit that BRITNEY'S NEW HAIR LOOKS REALLY GOOD, YOU GUYS. And she seems to have a vigor and a pulled-togetherness about her that we haven't seen from Brit-Brit in years.
A pervy upskirt shot of underwearless Anne Hathaway getting out of a limo at a New York premiere of Les Miserables has been making the rounds on that beautiful formless mass of the collective human id that we call the Interwebz. This morning on the TODAY show, she responded eloquently to host/human toejam Matt Lauer,…
Charlie Sheen came back from the brink of crazy and is now comfortably languishing in the meadow of crazy, where TV producers, satellite providers, and Italian loafer-sized cars lavish him with generous contracts and feed him very expensive grapes. How is it possible that such a seemingly irrelevant and unhinged…
Sage Stallone, who played Rocky's son opposite real-life father Sylvester Stallone in 1990's Rocky 5, has passed away at 36. He was found in his Los Angeles apartment when his concerned housekeeper called the authorities, who say that that there was "no personal contact" with Stallone in the days before his death.…
Paula Deen is on the cover of People this week discussing her new dietary changes and weight loss. "I do think differently now [about food]," she said, "I'm more aware...It took me a couple of years to get to this point. If you make a few small changes, they can add up to big results." Deen's changes reportedly…
Beyonce recently posted an excerpt from Rebecca Solnit's A Field Guide to Getting Lost on her Tumblr. "The world is blue at its edges and in its depths," the passage reads. "This blue is the light that got lost." The Atlantic Wire speculates that Solnit's prose might be the inspiration for baby Blue Ivy's name: "If A…
The cast of the much beloved Fox TV show The Simpsons is currently in contract negotiations after the network "demanded" a 45% reduction in the salary of its cast members. And they mean business.
Considering that the lion's share of her memoir, The Real Girl Next Door, is about her life with ex-husband Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards really could've raked his ass over the coals for what he put her through. But unfortunately for us—and her publisher—she chose to take the high road, never divulging the details of…
Bachelors of the world, be advised: Pippa Middleton is single and ready to mingle. She and boyfriend Alex Somethingorother have split up. Suddenly, thanks to that famous bottom and her connection to Princess Shinylocks, Pippa is the most eligible bachelorette on planet Earth. And since getting married is the most…
Last night on Watch What Happens, Denise Richards really opened up about ex-husband Charlie Sheen saying that she believes that the path he's going down right now is "sad." It was the first time she spoke so frankly about Sheen since he first went on his "winning" streak. Perhaps it has to do with the fact that he's…
He's abused drugs, women, and now maybe dogs. Earlier today, Sheen tweeted some pretty nasty things about his ex-wife Denise Richards—with whom, up until now, he's been on good terms—calling her (the mother of two of his children) a whore and a traitor and accused her of kidnapping his two dogs. Apparently, the dogs…
Today in Tweet Beat, everyone—from Snooki to Snoop—is putting Japan in their prayers. Do all these people actually even pray? Or is that something that they just think they should say. Also, some celebs aren't letting this kind of tweet stop them from also self-promoting.
For the past 20 years, Charlie Sheen has allegedly assaulted, threatened, harassed, abused, and—in one incident—shot women.
Today in Tweet Beat, with the Oscars being so boring and Charlie Sheen being, um, Charlie Sheen, he's the main topic on celebs' Twitter accounts.
