The ideal roast joke is as clever as it is tasteless; failing that, most settle for just tasteless. (I would actually argue that the ideal roast joke is silent, because ugh roasts, but I’m not here to pick apart an entire cherished medium.)
After being hospitalized Tuesday afternoon, Demi Lovato is doing better. That’s all that matters, really, but here’s her rep’s statement in full:
A good-old-fashioned credit card fraud situation to kick off this evening’s Dirtbag! It’s a slow evening, at least for gossip....
Shiny happy people Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are generally close-lipped about their family life—such is their right. However, during a game of Fact or Fiction with Michael Kors, Lively revealed one intimate, not to mention bizarre, tidbit: Reynolds played Marvin Gaye’s famous sexin’ jam, “Let’s Get It On,” while…
If you Google “Demi Moore Tobey Maguire Dating 2002" you’ll be reminded of the easily forgettable moment some 14 years ago when the two were said to be “in love.” In a gossip report from late that year, The Chicago Tribune wrote:
We can only be grateful when another female-led comedy gets green lit, even if the only way Hollywood can conceive of more than two women being in a room is if they’re planning or celebrating a wedding.
I was nine when Now and Then was released, and because it was PG-13, my parents were disinclined to let me see it in theaters. But I battled fiercely for my cause. The previews alone engendered in me a sense of urgency—a conviction that I would be ill-prepared for puberty if I did not see the film immediately upon…
According to TMZ, a 21-year-old man was found dead in Demi Moore’s swimming pool. A police source told the site that the young man drowned in the pool, and his body was found early this morning. Moore is currently out of town and neither she nor her family were present. But if TMZ is to be believed, an unidentified…
Gwyneth Paltrow, the broad who once said, “I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-a-Soup,” is doing the #FoodBankNYCChallenge. For seven days, Our Lady of GOOP will attempt to eat on a SNAP (Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program) budget of $29 a week.
Michael J. Fox says he was "stunned" to learn of Robin Williams's Parkinson's diagnosis, and added that Williams—long before being diagnosed—had been a dedicated supporter of the Michael J. Fox Foundation for Parkinson's Research.
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand down the street and we "read" the celebrity tabloids so you don't "have" to. This week: Demi Moore's new boyfriend is younger than her daughter's boyfriend; Nicole Richie is throwing up to stay skinny; and Beyoncé is just not…
Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! Guess what? Everyone's favorite feminist and kitteh meme appropriator is currently leading the reader's poll in TIME magazine's prestigious* 'Person of the Year' Award. Via Entertainment Weekly:
On last night's Hollywood Game Night, the new game show where Jane Lynch invites a bunch of celebrities to get drunk and play slightly modified versions of charades, actress Aubrey Plaza was given the task of describing a famous person to her teammate without using the famous person's name. When she got to Demi…
Amanda Seyfried is spreadin' gospel about the way (some) people's vaginas and hearts fall in love, e.g. no matter what Hollywood rom-coms say, the My Best Friend's Wedding theorem doesn't generally play out in real life.
The book that Alicia Silverstone read in the 9th grade that said "'Tis a far, far better thing doing stuff for other people" clearly had an effect on her; she's long been a vegan PETA supporter, and now she's adding breastfeeding advocacy to her repertoire.
For the first time since revealing her preventative double mastectomy to The New York Times, Angelina Jolie hit the red carpet with Maddox, Pax, and her really obscure commonlaw partner Brad Pitt at the premiere of his film World War Z, which I keep confusing with Z For Zachariah because because. She told the press:…
Once Upton a time (last year), a Victoria's Secret model booker said the brand would never deign to hire Kate Upton because her look was "too obvious." For a store that sells boyshorts for 14-year-olds with "I Get Around" written in glitter on the ass, mind you. "We would never use Kate... She’s like a footballer’s…
If a sexually-dissatisfied Southern woman happens to be on the lam with her friend, she can no longer count on glistening young cowboy drifter Brad Pitt to make the fuck with her. Why? Because he doesn't do onscreen sex scenes anymore, out of respect for Angelina Jolie, and she does the same for him.
In addition to the double mastectomy that Angelina Jolie underwent in February, we learned in her New York Times op-ed, she also plans on having an oophorectomy — ovary removal surgery, a procedure recommended for high-risk women before the age of 40. Without this, her BRCA1 gene still places her risk of ovarian…
After three years of dating, Vampire Diaries' onscreen and real-life couple Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder have broken up. But TV's low-key equivalent of K-Stew and R-Patz will stay civil on the show because — quoth a source — they're "consummate professionals," and "will continue to work together and remain best…
