Newt.
Oh Newt. You predictable dick.
Wow, Makes You Think...
Another question to make you think: Why is this photo so blurry?
More Serious Issues Public Health Expert Jim Carrey Should Weigh In On
This great country of ours is in the midst of a very contentious debate about whether vaccines are necessary (yes, God…
A Woman Had Sex with 25 People at a Party and BroBible is Not Laughing
In a case of life imitating art, a woman had sex with roughly 25 men at a party after imitating the porn that played…
“Each Concession We Make Is Accompanied By An Inner Diminution Of Which We Are Not Immediately Conscious.”
Teri Agins: "There are stylish footwear options for women with bunions-so long as you're prepared to make concessions.…
You Know, That Type
Rupert Everett on meeting designer Sophie Theallet: '"Sophie had this jet black hair, white skin, and quivering…
Deep Thoughts
WSJ on popped collars: "Check yourself out in the mirror from all angles to experiment with ways to pop up that collar…
Paris Hilton Is One Of The Most Down To Earth People She Knows
Just when you forget about Paris Hilton, she's back! In philosophical mode: here she tells Esquire "what she's…
How Many Republicans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?
Answer: None, they only screw the poor. You'd think that joke would only be funny to the left-leaning among us, but…
Did Jesus Lift Up Dolly Parton's Tits So She Could Tour Once More?
Dolly Parton has been on tour. But didn't she cancel it on account of the weight of her heaving bosoms? "They say my…
New Glamour: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said High)
Time again for "Cover Lies", in which editorial geniuses Maria-Mercedes Lara and Cheryl Campbell rewrite the cover…
Why Kate Hudson And Matthew McConaughey Don't Bone
Well here's a fun thing: Glamour outsourced the authorship of its cover story to Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey…
How The Halliburton Rape Cases Explain Everything We Think About
"Is America establishing a culture of impunity among its contractors operating in areas of armed conflict?" That's the…
Best Quotes From Ann "Ass Creamer" Coulter Over the Last "Saggysack" Year
Some site called 'Right Wing News' has compiled a list of "The Best Quotes From The Last Year Of Ann Coulter Columns."…
Michael Moore Makes Us See Paris In A Whole New Light. And Not Just The Health Care!
I went to see the Michael Moore health care opus Sicko on Wednesday night with Pillhead. We thought it would be fun if…
Knockoffs Get Knocked Off
- Americans' chances at getting a fake Gucci bag or fake Chanel sunglasses just decreased, big time. Last night brought…