Former One Direction member and wearer of his girlfriend Gigi Hadid’s Anna Sui T-shirt Zayn Malik is back with a new…
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Senators Bernie Sanders and Ted Cruz, two people the country wanted as their president even less than the two options…
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The nation is divided. Which Dad should we elect to govern us if the president dies? The hot one? Maybe!
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Tonight, in an arena at Long Island’s adequate Hofstra University, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton will be evaluated…
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Once upon a time, many hours ago, two beleaguered Gawker Media reporters arrived at the Brooklyn Navy Yard, plodded…
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The Never-ending Story a.k.a. the 2016 Presidential Campaign continues apace with tonight’s Democratic debate between…
The winner of tonight’s GOP debate is Hillary Clinton.
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