The New Bond Is the Old Bond
Daniel Craig is the best, hottest Bond we’ve yet been gifted with, and he’s absolutely hated it. Nonetheless, Craig…
Actually, Daniel Craig Will Probably Sign Onto a Fifth James Bond Film
In October 2015, English actor Daniel Craig declared that he would “rather slash my wrists” than perform the role of…
In the Works: An Adaption of Jonathan Franzen's Purity Starring Daniel Craig
Currently being shopped around to various TV networks: an adaptation of Jonathan Franzen’s Purity, starring none other…
Spectre Makes the Case for Bond Girls Over Bond
There are a number of reasons the latest James Bond movie has been buzzed about: the return of director Sam Mendes, the…
Celebrities Are Freezing Themselves to Lose Weight, As One Does
In a miniature phenomenon that feels like a combination of 2001: A Space Odyssey and The Hills, rich people are…
Idris Elba Thinks Internet Thirst Ruined His Chance to Play James Bond
And just like that, you’ve ruined Idris Elba’s career.
Merry Christmas! Sony Execs Want Idris Elba To Be the Next James Bond.
In the midst of those emails between Sony executives concluding that black actors don't play well overseas, it seems…
Sienna Miller Told Daniel Craig 'I Love You' While Engaged to Jude Law
Ooooh! British hunk triangle from nine years ago! HOW TITILLATING. As part of the News of the World phone-tapping…
Don't Tell Idris Elba He Would Make A Good "Black" James Bond
There is so much going on with Idris Elba lately, and that's a very good thing, because now we finally have an excuse…
Penelope Cruz Rumored to Be Cast as First Age-Appropriate Bond Girl
Defying a long, proud line of crotchety James Bonds romancing women young enough to be their children, Penélope Cruz…
M.I.A. Loses Her Shit on Twitter Over Son's Custody Battle
Queen of Controversy M.I.A. is currently embroiled in a vicious custody battle over her 4-year-old son, Ikhyd Edgar…
Yet Another Sad Dude Pines for the Days When James Bond Had a ‘Thinking Man’s’ Body
Remember when a micro-violin had to be specially made and tuned to assuage Washington Post columnist Richard Coen's…
Billy Bob Thornton Would Like to Have Period Sex with You Posthaste
There's no boner-killer quite so potent as a visit from "Aunt Period Blood," IF YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN. Isn't that right, B…
Whatever Happened to the Dragon Tattoo Sequel?
Last week there was a news item from The Hollywood Reporter regarding the possibility that David Fincher's next film…
Kate Winslet Secretly Got Married Yesterday, Is Officially Mrs. Rocknroll
Kate Winslet loves Ned Rocknroll, so put another dime in the jukebox, baby. Ugrghhhhh, that sucked, but all the good…
The Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Divorce Has Now Gone on 8,000 Times Longer than Their Actual Marriage
Seriously. Check the math. (DON'T CHECK THE MATH.) Unfortunately, it is also 8,000,000,000 times more boring than their…
Whoops, Jessica Simpson Accidentally Got Pregnant Again
In the immortal words of the classic holiday song: Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but Jessica Simpson is…
Old Man Sad to Learn Old Men No Longer Automatically Get Laid
BREAKING! Cranky old man confronted by an idealized male physique in the form of Daniel Craig's James Bond, experiences…
In Awkward Thanksgiving News, Mayim Bialik Announces That She’s Getting Divorced
In the latest shocking divorce news, Mayim Bialik announced on the parenting blog Kveller that, after nine years of…
Jay-Z Unwisely Invokes The Wrath of Robert DeNiro
Alpha males Robert De Niro and Jay-Z's squabbling almost ruined Leonardo DiCaprio's birthday party for everyone. De…