While We Were Worrying About the Debate, Rick Perry Rolled His Ankle in a Bullfight-Inspired Dance

On Monday evening, all anybody could think about was the presidential debate between Hillary Clinton and a piece of space junk that has developed its own gravitational pull. But wake up, sheeple!!! The world kept spinning!!! New content kept airing!!! Rick Perry did paso doble in full bullfighting garb and nobody is…

Rick Perry, Who Oversaw Executions of Over 200 People, Makes It to Second Round of Dancing Show

The beautiful thing about the infectiously cheesy Dancing With the Stars is that all the contestants have often fraught, disappointing histories. Many of the “celebrities” haven’t had real acting roles in decades; one Olympic swimmer recently peed on a gas station and fled a South American country. One of them has…