Children to Dance
The rumors are true: Honey Boo Boo is coming to Dancing with the Stars: Juniors, along with Miles Brown from black-ish…
A Star (Tinashe) Is Born on Dancing with the Stars
Monday night brought us a new season of Dancing with the Stars and a very smiley Tinashe. Look out world, this is a new…
A Closer Look at the New Dancing with the Stars Contestants (Including Tinashe)
Luna Lovegood, an Instagram honey, and Tinashe?
It Looks Like Honey Boo Boo's 15 Minutes Have Been Renewed Yet Again
After the nuclear holocaust, they say, all that will be left are cockroaches and Cher. I actually don’t know if they…
Sean Spicer Did Not Make the Athletes Edition of Dancing with the Stars, But Tonya Harding Did
After teasing with news of various cast additions along the way, including Tonya Harding and Adam Rippon, Dancing with…
Dancing With the Stars Live! Tour Bus Involved in Massive Crash in Iowa
A tour bus for Dancing With the Stars: Live! Light Up the Night was one of 50 vehicles involved in an enormous pile-up…
Sean Spicer Will Not Appear on Dancing With the Stars, Is Not a Good Dancer
Hard to believe that only a week ago Sean Spicer’s purpose in life seemed so dazzlingly clear, when Page Six broke the n…
For Sean Spicer, All Roads Lead to Dancing With the Stars
If you are one of the millions of Americans who watch ABC’s unabashedly campy Dancing With the Stars—or one of the…
Simone Biles Stands No Chance Against Chris Kattan in the Next Season of Dancing With the Stars
The latest cast of random celebrities who’ll be dancing for America on the next season of Dancing With the Stars include…
Joanna Can't Belize Laurie Hernandez Won DWTS While She Was On Vacation
Since Joanna, who has a degree in Dancing With the Stars, was on vacation this week, I’m happy to relay the news that…
Here Is Ryan Lochte's Cha-Cha Face
Happy Day-After-Halloween! Your present is this gif.
Laurie Hernandez Knows Very Little About the 1960s
On Monday evening’s Dancing With the Stars, we saw our remaining eight contestants do decade-themed dances: Marilu…
Amber Rose Gets Voted Off Dancing With the Stars in Front of Pitbull
Monday night was Latin night on Dancing With the Stars, which meant a lot of sex moves, fake tanner, and my dad and…
Laurie Hernandez Keeps Crushing
A few things happened on this week’s double-night Cirque du Soleil-themed Dancing With the Stars, but we’re only going…
Amber Rose Felt 'Body Shamed' by Julianne Freaking Hough on Dancing With The Stars
Amber Rose, a woman with a body that defies most logic, was somehow made to feel badly about her body by walking,…
A Look Back at Sad Presidential Wannabe Rick Perry's Best Dancing With the Stars Moments
On Tuesday evening, former Texas governor and death penalty enthusiast Rick Perry was eliminated in the third week of Da…
While We Were Worrying About the Debate, Rick Perry Rolled His Ankle in a Bullfight-Inspired Dance
On Monday evening, all anybody could think about was the presidential debate between Hillary Clinton and a piece of…
Rick Perry, Who Oversaw Executions of Over 200 People, Makes It to Second Round of Dancing Show
The beautiful thing about the infectiously cheesy Dancing With the Stars is that all the contestants have often…
Laurie Hernandez Begins Her Victory Lap on Dancing With the Stars Premiere
I cannot freakin’ believe that another season of Dancing With the Stars has begun, and yet I haven’t aged a day.
Something Happened to Ryan Lochte on the Dancing With the Stars Premiere [Updated]
After Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte finished his first dance on Monday evening’s season premiere of Dancing With the…