After the nuclear holocaust, they say, all that will be left are cockroaches and Cher. I actually don’t know if they say that, but I did hear Cher once saying on television that they say that. So at the very least, Cher says that. But what would Cher say about the child sometimes known as Honey Boo Boo joining her and…
After teasing with news of various cast additions along the way, including Tonya Harding and Adam Rippon, Dancing with the Stars has finally revealed the full cast for Season 26—all of whom are athletes. Yet another humiliation for Sean Spicer.
A tour bus for Dancing With the Stars: Live! Light Up the Night was one of 50 vehicles involved in an enormous pile-up in Ames, Iowa. While the cast and crew were generally okay—a few suffered minor injuries—the crash did result in one fatality, and five people were critically injured, E! News reports.
Hard to believe that only a week ago Sean Spicer’s purpose in life seemed so dazzlingly clear, when Page Six broke the news that Dancing With the Stars was courting the former White House press secretary for its upcoming season.
If you are one of the millions of Americans who watch ABC’s unabashedly campy Dancing With the Stars—or one of the hundreds who read my recaps of it—you’ll know that the show is something like a purgatory for has-beens hoping for a comeback, and celebrities on the way down. Like purgatory, it exists largely outside…
The latest cast of random celebrities who’ll be dancing for America on the next season of Dancing With the Stars includes an Olympic gymnast, a former Olympic ice skater, a former Bachelor, a former SNL cast member and a current member of Fifth (now Fourth) Harmony.
Since Joanna, who has a degree in Dancing With the Stars, was on vacation this week, I’m happy to relay the news that the contestant everyone expected to win a dance competition—because she happens to be a graceful, limber Olympic gymnast—did in fact win that dance competition.
On Monday evening’s Dancing With the Stars, we saw our remaining eight contestants do decade-themed dances: Marilu Henner and Derek (the intense team) did a ‘20s-style Charleston; Jana Kramer and Gleb (the hot team) did a ‘70s-themed number set in a Laundromat (why?); Laurie Hernandez and Val (the capable team) did a…
Monday night was Latin night on Dancing With the Stars, which meant a lot of sex moves, fake tanner, and my dad and party captain Pitbull as guest judge.
A few things happened on this week’s double-night Cirque du Soleil-themed Dancing With the Stars, but we’re only going to focus on one of them.
Amber Rose, a woman with a body that defies most logic, was somehow made to feel badly about her body by walking, talking bowl of buttered noodles, Julianne Hough on Dancing With The Stars.
On Tuesday evening, former Texas governor and death penalty enthusiast Rick Perry was eliminated in the third week of Dancing With the Stars 23rd season.
On Monday evening, all anybody could think about was the presidential debate between Hillary Clinton and a piece of space junk that has developed its own gravitational pull. But wake up, sheeple!!! The world kept spinning!!! New content kept airing!!! Rick Perry did paso doble in full bullfighting garb and nobody is…
The beautiful thing about the infectiously cheesy Dancing With the Stars is that all the contestants have often fraught, disappointing histories. Many of the “celebrities” haven’t had real acting roles in decades; one Olympic swimmer recently peed on a gas station and fled a South American country. One of them has…
I cannot freakin’ believe that another season of Dancing With the Stars has begun, and yet I haven’t aged a day.
After Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte finished his first dance on Monday evening’s season premiere of Dancing With the Stars, the broadcast cut to a splitscreen of prerecorded footage and judge Carrie Ann Inaba’s shocked expression as something went down on the ballroom floor.
Where do you go after spending 14 years rolling back Texas abortion access and executing the mentally ill? The dance floor, baby!
“Heck jeah,” a contrite and newly brunette Ryan Lochte whispers quietly to an empty room. “I know how to make America love me again. I’m going to be on Dancing With The Stars.”
Sad Dancing With the Stars Diaries is a series in which we imagine the innermost feelings of Dancing With the Stars contestants, as written in their “journals.”
