Suspiria and the Erasure of Women's Work
When Luca Guadagnino’s Suspiria hit theaters, several critics wished that the film had been directed by a woman. “The…
Dakota Johnson's Suspiria Premiere Dress Is Stressing Me Out
Dakota Johnson wore this dress to the Amazon Studio premiere of Suspiria in Hollywood Wednesday night. I do not like…
Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin Learned Their Lesson About Balloons
It’s been a very exciting few hours for Dakota Johnson, Chris Martin and all of their hangers-on. TMZ fucked up…
Have We Considered That Hemsworth Is Actually Thor?
As a nation, we need to consider the possibility that there is an X-File dedicated to the absolutely uncanny hotness of…
Dakota Johnson Dances for the Devil In the Suspiria Trailer
The full trailer for Call Me By Your Name director Luca Guadagnino’s new Suspiria movie is finally here and dancing has…
The First Suspiria Trailer Is Here, Let the Nightmares Begin
A dialogue-free teaser for Luca Guadagnino’s riff on Dario Argento’s 1977 classic Suspiria has arrived. While both take…
Dakota Johnson Was NOT Staring at Angelina Jolie When Jennifer Aniston Presented at the Golden Globes
While doing her least favorite activity in the world (promoting a movie in the Fifty Shades series), Dakota Johnson was…
Ana and Christian Look Happy and Rich Together in the Fifty Shades Freed Teaser
The Fifty Shades Freed teaser that played during the end credits of Fifty Shades Darker earlier this year has surfaced…
Jamie Lynn Spears Watched Her Daughter Crash ATV, But Could Not Rescue Her
When the news first released reports that Jamie Lynn Spears’s eight-year-old daughter, Maddie Briann Aldridge, had…
Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson Still Insist They're 'Very Close' Friends. 'So Close.' Right.
Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson, true and actual friends (for real!), continue to insist on telling the world that…
Dakota Johnson Really Loves Talking to Jimmy Fallon About Her Old, Beat-Up Truck
It often seems like Dakota Johnson really doesn’t want to be wherever she is when a camera is pointed at her, but you…
Guns, Sperms, and Steele: Here's the Extended Trailer for Fifty Shades Darker
The extended trailer for the Fifty Shades of Grey sequel, Fifty Shades Darker, premiered on ABC during The Bachelor…
Toddler Who Asked Why Kim Kardashian Is Famous Is the Future of Journalism
If you, like me, have been swept into the diamond-encrusted vortex that is Kim Kardashian’s fame-suck, perhaps you too…
Selma Blair Hospitalized After Mixing Meds and Alcohol on a Plane
I’ve always had an affinity for Selma Blair for three reasons: a) I still joke that her kiss with Sarah Michelle Gellar…
To the Surprise of No One, Fifty Shades of Grey Dominated This Year's Razzie Awards
If you haven’t been paying attention to any pre-Oscars coverage, which has more or less been happening all day, you…
Dakota Johnson on Hollywood's Ageism: 'This Industry Is Fucking Brutal'
In an interview with Vogue UK, Dakota Johnson spoke openly about the ageism her mother and grandmother face in…
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How to Be Single Trailer Reminds Us That Being Single Sucks, Ladies Looove to Talk Vaginas
It’s been a while since we’ve had a “beautiful girl and her less conventionally attractive but fun sidekick find love…
So E.L. James' Husband Is Writing the Fifty Shades Darker Screenplay
Niall Leonard, E.L. James’ husband, will be writing the screenplay for the Fifty Shades of Grey sequel. If you listen…