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On my 21st birthday, I was robbed at the gay club. Generally, this was fine, because if somebody was going to steal…
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May 17 2017
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TNT has debuted a trailer for The Alienist, executive produced by True Detective’s Cary Fukunaga and starring Daniel…
Feb 10 2017
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As now has become tradition, on Thursday evening, during the tail-end of a blizzard, nine Jezebel staffers trekked…
Dec 12 2016
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Brad Pitt’s 2016 seems to be ending on a pretty lousy note. Embroiled in an increasingly bitter custody battle with…
Jul 20 2016
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As Sylvia Plath once wrote, “If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time, then I’m…
Jun 24 2016
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Just when you thought that “Mad World”, a song so stunningly emo had been so overused that, surely, somewhere, a…
Mar 25 2016
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Waitress, a story about an unhappy server with a talent for pies and an unexpected baby on the way, opens on…
Apr 17 2015
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Nine-year-old Dakota Fanning, star of 2001’s I Am Sam is on the cover of the May issue of Nylon. The child star,…
Mar 31 2015
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Jugs. Sometimes you're born with 'em; sometimes you acquire a pair through the skillful hands of a cosmetic…
Sep 16 2014
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Because we've all been very good girls this year, Emma Thompson has written another period piece. It's Effie Grey,…
Sep 5 2013
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Scarlett Johansson is officially engaged to Frenchman and too-hot-to-be-a-journalist journalist Romain Dauriac, her…
Jan 31 2013
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Right around the moment Dakota Fanning made out with Kristen Stewart-as-Joan Jett in The Runaways, you may have…
Nov 30 2012
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Now that that incorrigible dickens Angus T. Jones has gone all bonky on us, it seems the producers of Two and One…
Nov 6 2012
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Vote today, you guys! Vote! OK? Even if you're just a sycophant with no political leanings, vote because your…
Oct 17 2012
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Tyra Banks, entrepreneur, self-declared "fivehead" and human being as delightful as she is batshit, denied to Steve…
Jan 11 2012
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It's well-known that sex-tips serializer, boinking bible, periodical of promiscuity, Cosmopolitan magazine sends out…
Jan 6 2012
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A totally lame group of fun-hating parents demanding their children's minds be shielded from hypersexual content…
Jan 3 2012
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We've all watched Dakota Fanning grow up, and though she won't be 18 until next month the folks at Cosmo simply…
Nov 14 2011
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Dakota Fanning says she "really wasn't old enough" for the clothes she wore in her Spring-Summer 2007 Marc Jacobs…