Eggs Are Not Feminist, But Dairy Is (With Conditions)
Which foods are feminist, and which ones are not? Should I give my spaghetti to Gloria Steinem? Should she give me…
Being a Vegan Isn't Necessarily That Great For The Earth
People become vegans for all sorts of reasons, but they can probably stop saying they are because it’s the best thing…
Cheese Is Addictive Like Drugs So I Guess I'm a Junkie
A valuable study has found that cheese is actually as addictive as drugs, and now I think I owe a lot of my family…
Fuck Yogurt
You heard me.
Breast Milk Butter Is the Sweetest, Creamiest Thing You've Ever Tasted
If you've always wanted to make butter from human breast milk, but don't know how, the internet is pleased to provide…
Your Greek Yogurt Problem Is Really a Problem
Fact: Greek yogurt is so hot right now. You know it, Jamie Lee Curtis knows it, John Stamos knows it. But Greek yogurt…
Earthquake in Italy Devastates the World's Artisanal Cheese Supply
Friends, it is with great sadness that I must report news of a most terrible tragedy. As you may have heard, a…
New Anti-Cheese Ad Campaign Is Pure Evil
These two new ads, which appear on billboards in Albany, New York, are attempting to teach people that eating cheese…
Disney Eggs: They're Eggs. By Disney.
We have rarely been as confused or disturbed by anything in our lives as we are by the new "Disney Eggs," which we…
Milky Way: The Long, Strange History Of Breastfeeding
A great piece in the new New Yorker explores the history of breastfeeding: the fads and crazes that have controlled…
Food Fight: Butter & Its Baker's Cousin
Today's Times takes on the Nectar of the Gods, aka Butter, and its evil nemesis, Margarine.
Tainted Love
More on the melamine-tainted baby formula responsible for sickening thousands of babies China: the situation is much…
Justine Henin Retires • Basket-Weaving Brings Women Together
Justine Henin, the # 1-ranked tennis player in the world, is retiring at 25. The battling Belgian is going out on top!…