One of the few things that brought me reliable joy in the wake of Trump’s election last year was the Daily Mail’s goofy tendency to put select words in all caps in its headlines in. Sometimes this serves to really EMPHASIZE how SENSATIONAL a story is, even though you COULD ALREADY TELL since you have EYES and are…
“It’s weird doing Hot Topics and being a hot topic,” Wendy Williams said at the beginning of her talk show’s iconic opening segment Tuesday morning. But viewers who were expecting a revealing discussion of rumors that her husband, Kevin Hunter, has been “living a double life” by cheating on her with a woman named…
On Wednesday, the Daily Mail settled two lawsuits from Melania Trump regarding an August article the British paper published that claimed that a modeling agency she once worked for in the ’90s was actually an escort service. The paper officially retracted and apologized for the story, and agreed to pay damages, though…
Melania Trump, a Disney princess who married a cartoon villain, is re-filing a libel suit against The Daily Mail for publishing a story that contained unproven allegations that she once worked as an escort. In it, she seeks at least $150 million in damages and claims that The Daily Mail’s now-retracted piece cost her…
About a month ago I read the news that Bradley Cooper’s girlfriend, a model named Irina Shayk, had become pregnant with their first child. I think I saw the story on People. Or maybe E! Online. Page Six? Wherever it was, I believed it. Why not?, I thought. Seems legit!
During the week-long purgatory that comes between December 25 and January 1, famous Americans I would normally be writing about are—by and large—doing boring, out-of-the-spotlight activities like spending time with their families. Plenty of other newsworthy things are obviously happening in this world, but do you…
Melania Trump has filed suit against The Daily Mail and a Maryland blogger named Webster G. Tarpley over a story that claimed she was an escort in the 1990s. The tabloid published the story on August 20, and repeated allegations from a Slovenian magazine, Suzy, which claimed that the modeling agency Trump worked for…
This week, a New York City man was falsely said to be dating film actress Lupita Nyong’o, an unfortunate occurrence that he says, sadly, happens to him all the time.
The Daily Mail has revealed a shocking and vast left wing conspiracy: the Democratic National Committee is lead by a bunch of women. During an appearance on Fox News, Daily Mail political editor, David Martosko, called the DNC an “estrogen cabal,” in which powerful women have banded together to fix the presidential…
On Sunday, British Labour leadership contender Liz Kendall fired back at the Daily Mail, a garbage excuse for a publication, after one of its reporters asked her how much she weighs.
The loudest lovers in New York have apparently been located by the world’s most garbage tabloid. The Daily Mail says it tracked down the couple living in Brooklyn whose neighbors have called 311 over 100 times this year to complain about the strenuosness of their lovemaking.
The Daily Mail brings us a tale of a woman and her catsup that is alternately cautionary, motivational, and deeply sinister. Between taking incredibly sensual photos, Samantha Archer of London states proudly that she goes through two bottles a week, and approximately 104 bottles of ketchup a year.
In news designed to strike fear in complacent husbands everywhere, we learned this week that half of all women have a "Backup Husband" in mind if Mr. Now fizzles out—and sometimes even multiples. Sad part: The likeliest candidate is just the guy who still has feelings for you after all these years. Pardon me for…
A sex therapist says women will fantasize about a hot bod all day long, but in reality, they'd rather be with a fat guy, because it makes them feel less garbage-y. In other surveys, what wouldn't you do for love, looking how you look?
Did you know men and women are different, because they are. They are so different that they even like different things. Men like meat, visual stuff. Women like lemons, feelings. It's a wonder it ever works, because meat and pictures and lemons and feelings go together like a tornado in a teacup without any good smells…
Angelina Jolie joins George Clooney in openly hating the Daily Mail.
Earlier this week, editors at the Daily Mail removed a story from the paper's website after George Clooney pointed out that the "article" was complete and total fiction. The Britloid issued an apology; and today, Clooney has rejected that apology, in writing.
In the second part of a Daily Mail interview with Oprah Winfrey's ex-stepmother Barbara Winfrey, Barbara alleges that Oprah has had her partner Stedman followed, that Gayle is more important to Oprah than Stedman and that Oprah is obsessed with the color of her skin.
When troubles arise in the world of Harry Potter, wizards cast charms. Rich celebrities, on the other hand, summon fleets of very well-paid lawyers. Hence J.K. Rowling has just sued the Daily Prophet Daily Mail for libel. Expelliarmus!